VTech Phones -- Hi-Style Bones

Home phones, even the cordless variety, seem to be going the way of the horse and buggy, but the forward-looking r&d types at VTech seem to think otherwise. Their new LS6245 Dect Phone looks and behaves like a futuristic prop from "Minority Report," replete with a groovy, white-backlit keypad and a large reverse LCD. It would not look out of place next to James Bond's cocktail shaker or his laser toenail clipper.

Aside from its tall, dark and slender good looks, the 6245's DECT technology, more familiar to Europeans, offers crystal clear sound, expanded range and superior eavesdropping protection. You don't want just anyone learning your secret egg salad recipe, do you? To boot, this gun of a son has Bluetooth connectivity, meaning that -- coupled with your cellphone -- it obviates the need to locate the cell when you hear it ringing. Simply pick up the 'house-phone' and commence gabbing.

It's got more standard features covered as well: digital answering system, accessible from the handset; Dual caller ID and call waiting; and for the teenagers, a collection of polyphonic musical ringtones. My daughter Phoebe surreptitiously loaded some funky riffs on mine -- somehow I always think Rick James is calling when the phone rings. Super freaky, that. The touch sensitive pad is quite sensitive, so keep your hair trimmed! I have put people on hold with my curls inadvertently. But for that, $80 bucks buys you a very cool, expandable system.