Writer vs. player ... bad matchup

Normally we refrain from mentioning other teams in this space, but sometimes there is something just too irresistible. In this video blog, Chicago Sun-Times White Sox beat writer Joe Cowley challenges catcher A.J. Pierzynski to throw him out in 10 stolen-base attempts. Pierzynski threw out just 16 percent of base stealers last season, but let's just say the predictable happens here.

Hey Cowley, you're a buddy of mine and you aren't afraid of much. Heck, you beat cancer. But your common-sense switch is officially damaged. Whoever agreed with you that this was a good idea probably makes fun of you in their spare time. That being said, I can't wait for the next installment of "Joe Meets Pro." It's like watching a car crash or something. Rumor has it that a video blog down the road might have our hero take swings against Bobby Jenks. Train wreck.

Not to worry, though. I have a way for you to get even. Put A.J. in the press box for 10 consecutive nights and see how he does with deadline approaching. Doesn't make for good theater like the base-stealing thing, but something tells me you can win that one. As long as there isn't a Steelers game on TV.