It's official: al Qaeda is a drag

ABC News reports today that members of al Qaeda are dressing in drag to elude detection.

Who could’ve guessed that al Qaeda would turn to Benny Hill for military strategy? That really underscores the kind of monsters we’re dealing with. Odd, however, that they seem to have a more progressive policy than the U.S. Army’s don’t-ask-don’t-tell.

I hear they’re also developing another method of avoiding capture involving cramming about 30 terrorists into a really tiny car.