Location, location, location

TMZ.com reports that the Burning Shore resort in Namibia, world-renowned as the prenatal hangout of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and brood, is to be auctioned on Aug. 30. The couple was reported to have paid $2 million just to clear the place out for themselves for 80 days, so the auction price is likely to lock out your average Namibian investor.
But with African desert on one side and ocean on the other, it's secluded enough for even the most camera-shy of Hollywood notables. Some possible future uses:
-- Suri Cruise's summer camp ("Kumbaya, L. Ron, kumbaya...")
-- bar mitzvahs generously hosted by Mel Gibson
-- Lohan family reunions
-- retreat for publicists who work with clients like these.