Hugh Hefner trades sex for ... dominoes

From The N.Y. Post's Page Six:

Hugh Hefner is bored with sex and would rather play a game of dominoes. That's because the 80-year-old Playboy czar, who's bedded thousands of women, says he no longer has the energy for sex. "I'm bored of the hanky-panky. I'm still active, but it's different - I like to play dominoes with my girlfriends," he tells the London Sun. Hef once had a harem of seven girlfriends - but in 1997, he cut down to a mere three, saying they got jealous.

I wonder what his position is on Twister.

(ba-DUM-bum)