7/11 rehab

It's days like this when I am certain we need a separate blog category for personal train wrecks. "Extra" and TMZ.com have been taking a break today from their 24/7 Anna Nicole watch to churn out breathlessly worded announcements that Britney Spears is in rehab. No, wait, she checked in one day and checked out the next. "Extra" reported that Britney flew from NYC to Miami by private jet with her two young 'uns and then dropped off the paparazzi radar. Is that evidence of a rehab visit, or is it yet another weird happening in the Bermuda Triangle?
OK, so maybe Britney lacks the common sense to clean up her act in advance of child custody hearings (and who predicted K-Fed could be seen as the more competent parent of the two?). Maybe she thinks there's no such thing as bad publicity, even if it is a Newsweek cover on which she looks like hell in living color. But she gets a couple of points for being able to shake her unpaid entourage.