If you blinked...

... you probably missed "Great American Dream Vote," ABC's latest attempt to cheaply latch onto the ratings coattails of "Dancing With the Stars." The show lasted only two episodes. ABC would call that a cancellation. I call it a mercy killing. I actually watched both installments because the kids and I couldn't believe how bad it was. It was hard to look away. So host Donny Osmond goes back to calling his agent and asking, "Got anything for me?" And some schmuck named Russ is the one and only prize winner. His "dream"? To have hair again. He feels emotionally crippled by male-pattern baldness at the tender age of 22. He won a hair transplant, a windsurfer, a wardrobe, a wad of cash and a convertible, the better to test the hair implants.