If that doesn't get a guy down ...

Yahoo!, that arbiter of all things e-important, has just released its "Top Trends in Search" for 2007. There are but a couple of surprises to the category the search engine calls "Celebrity Downslides: Top 10 Troubled Stars." It's Britney in a landslide (we suspect -- no numbers given) for the top spot, of course. Paris Hilton's tear-soaked stay in L.A. County Jail, where she dragged a cocktail glass across her cell bars for attention, warranted the No. 2 spot. But I couldn't help but feel a little melancholy about the No. 10 name. Owen Wilson. A pretty funny star of the comedy big screen and a nice guy by most accounts. Attempts to take his own life and still ranks only 10th. What's a guy gotta do, Yahoo! users?