Category: Stuff that offends the hell out of me

As you can see from the title, I think we need a new subcategory just for people like Joe Francis. The brain trust behind the borderline felonious "Girls Gone Wild" franchise is chilling in a federal penitentiary on tax evasion charges, which has given him plenty of time to fantasize about his next scheme to rip off teen boys and lonely men while taking advantage of looped (and clearly not too bright when sober) young women.
He's releasing a bi-monthly Girls Gone Wild magazine on April 15. It will be sold plastic wrapped, but the announcement says the content will be "PG-13" (as if there were a ratings system for such things) so it can be displayed among other fare aimed at the same audience, like, say, wrestling and video game magazines and "Self Love for Dummies."