Lame-o lawyer
Driving up La Brea Avenue to get to the Grauman's Chinese Theater the other day, I spotted this license plate on a silver Lexus ES 350: IL SUE U. A proud lawyer driving, eh? But a cheap one, apparently. My evidence: said driver has not fixed the front fender on his fancy wheels, leaving me to conclude that he/she is both money grubbing and cheap. You must make your Mom so proud. Okay, enough whinying about lawyers!

