Funny Employee Complaints

Employers share top 20 strangest complaints they received from employees in new CareerBuilder Survey:

•Employee is too sun-tanned.

•Employee has big hair.
•Employee eats all the good cookies.
•Employee is so polite, it's infuriating.
•Employee suspected co-worker is a pimp.
•Employee is trying to poison me.
•Employee's body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card.
•Employee is personally responsible for a federally-mandated tax increase.
•Employee was annoyed the company didn't provide a place for naps during break time.
•Employee only wears slippers or socks at work.
•Employee's aura is wrong.
•Employee smells like road ramps.
•Employee breathes too loudly.
•Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks.
•8:00 a.m. is too early to get up for work.
•Employee wore pajamas to work.
•Employee has bells on her shoes and it's not the holidays.
•Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi.
•Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building.
•A male employee keeps using the ladies' room because the men's room is not as tidy.