News: Olympic swim stars in an uproar over suit-aided world records.
Muse: I always thought the arrival of those new swimsuits in the sport were the equivalent of steroids. If it makes you faster and the same suits aren't available to everyone, what's the difference? So it's a good thing that the governing body of swimming now plans to pull the plug sometime soon.
If swimming really wants to attract more of an audience, they could eliminate the suits altogether. The original Olympians did compete in the nude, you know ...

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