Monthly Archives: February 2009

CPAC to the future

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1989. The Republican Party wants to return us now to the thrilling days of yesteryear, daddy-O. 23-Skidoo! The Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC, is on. Sup, Newt? Among the myriad of misanthropy spewed: … Continue reading

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Bobby socked

Poor Bobby Jindal. The Louisiana governor being touted as one of the new faces of the Republican Party had egg on his puss after his debut in front of America giving the response to President Obama’s speech to the joint … Continue reading

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Gorillas in his midst

Rupert Murdoch again apologized for the New York Post cartoon that portrayed President Obama as a chimp and cops killing him for creating the stimulus legislation. Murdoch said the Post will work to “be more sensitive.” Right, and Bill O’Reilly … Continue reading

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Winners and losers

They’ve taken down the H on the Hollywood sign and replaced it with a B for Bollywood in recognition of India’s “Slumdog Millionaire” winning 8 Oscars. It was evident early on that the film was going to do well after … Continue reading

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Let’s go to the movies

Movies are on the minds of Americans what with this being Academy Awards weekend and all. In lieu of that, here are some pitches for remakes, sequels and surprises starring newsmakers and celebrities. There are obvious selections, such as: Michael … Continue reading

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In the interest of national security

There’s growing support for prosecuting George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for, essentially, war crimes. The liberal agenda, championed by MSNBC, wants President Obama to check into whether the former president and vice president violated the Constitution and were intent … Continue reading

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And the winners never were ….

The biggest gripe every year at Academy Awards time — besides there are no good roles for women — is that Hollywood’s Golden Boy doesn’t have a sense of humor. Not only don’t comedies win best picture, they’re usually not … Continue reading


Another Presidents Day in Paradise

Washington, Jefferson and Teddy Roosevelt are enjoying a late afternoon libation and discussing the day that is celebrated on their behalf. Washington: Another holiday in observance of us and my mug is once again going to be used for a … Continue reading


And the winners will be….

Only a few weeks until the Academy Awards and even less time than that for Jay Leno to kiss the butts of nominees who guest on “The Tonight Show.” You don’t have to see all the movies and performances nominated … Continue reading


No crisis of confidence

Welcome to the era of calm. Brought to you by the people who brought you pilot Chessley “Sully” Sullenberger and President Barack Obama. Sully was calm under pressure saving 154 lives when Flight 1549 made that emergency landing last month … Continue reading

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