Monthly Archives: April 2009

You’re older than the president

The barometer used to be if you’re older than the current president of the United States, you’re old. Actually, there are signs you’re getting older when you’re thirtysomething. That’s about the time you start to realize you’re over the hill … Continue reading

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Jumbo dumbo

It was ‘plane’ dumb. That FAA photo op over Manhattan that scared the bejesus out of New Yorkers. (what exactly is the bejesus, and why is it always scared out of us?) This 747 jumbo jet that’s a stand-in for … Continue reading

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A switch in time

Swine flu got you down? Could be worse. You could be a member in good standing of the Republican Party. Like Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Spector used to be. He switched parties Tuesday and joined the ranks of the political party … Continue reading

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One flu over the cuckoos’s nest

Forget about Montezuma’s Revenge, it’s a dose of Mexico’s Revenge on the U.S. in the strain of swine flu. Someone alert the media. Never mind, they know. Do they ever. Major cable news networks keep saying President Obama says there’s … Continue reading

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One flu over the cuckoo’s nest

Forget about Montezuma’s Revenge, it’s a dose of Mexico’s Revenge on the U.S. in the strain of swine flu. Someone alert the media. Never mind, they know. Do they ever. Major cable news networks keep saying President Obama says there’s … Continue reading

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Ode to the first 100 days

Just when you thought nothing interesting would come from the era of Obama, those media-coveted first 100 days, well, think again. There are Republicans who can only say no. There’s Blagojevich looking to get on a reality TV show. Don’t … Continue reading

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Blago, Bubba and Bush

Take pity on disgraced but never disillusioned impeached former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. He wanted so to be a part of NBC’s rip-off of “Survivor” reality TV show “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” Blago would’ve been … Continue reading

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Memo to Cheney

Now we know where Dick Cheney’s undisclosed location is: Fox News. Cheney again sat down with Sean Insanity on Hannity’s show of shows the other day and once again ripped on President Obama, calling him weak and practically defying him … Continue reading

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Beauty and the beastly blogger

Whoever coined the phrase politically correct should be locked in a room and forced to listen to audio tapes of Michael Moore for hours on end. Political correctness is annoying, condescending and delusional. Anyone who wants to change the language … Continue reading

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The kindness of strangers

I had just got back late Sunday afternoon after a day of running around spending money like it was, well, money, when a knock came at the door. A man and his wife were asking if I knew anything about … Continue reading

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