Monthly Archives: April 2009

Bubba for a day

The Clintons have come up with a real deal for Americans who contribute money to the former first couple pay off Hillary’s remaining $2 million debt from her failed presidential run. Contribute money to Bill and Hill and your name … Continue reading

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Celebrity sightings

BARK OBAMA: Now that the Obamas finally got that damn dog, there should be a moratorium on any newscaster anywhere uttering the phrase made famous by Harry Truman, “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” Of course … Continue reading

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Mission accomplished

During the presidential campaign when Joe Biden put his foot in his mouth by saying that Obama would be tested early in his administration by a foreign crisis, it’s safe to say he didn’t have Somali pirates in mind. But … Continue reading

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The prez is watching

Barack Obama’s favorite TV show is “Entourage,” the HBO comedy about, uh, celebrity. The cool characters on the hip series are Vince, the pretty boy actor who wants to be the next Brad Pitt; E, Vince’s friend from childhood who … Continue reading

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Everything old is Newt again

It wasn’t politics as usual Thursday when President Barack Obama hosted a Seder at the White House to mark Passover. Although the guests in attendance probably could’ve done without the prez’s tribute in song and dance to Danny Kaye. But … Continue reading

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Levi and the Mocktomom

It’s getting difficult to keep up with America’s new Joneses, the Pistol-Packin’ Palins. But it never gets old. Like the proverbial gift that keeps on giving. The power of the Palin knocked the perils of the Octomom off the TV … Continue reading

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Suspicious mindless

Did you know that Barack Obama is sending satanic messages to the American people? That’s what radical right wing blogs are spewing like Linda Blair on her worst day in “The Exorcist.” Satan. Socialist. Muslim. Celebrity. And you thought the … Continue reading

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John, Paul, George and … Newt

The Republican Party and the extreme right wing are channeling The Beatles, circa 1968. Bear with me. GOP right wingnuts like Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is calling for militia state of mind real Americans to consider themselves armed and dangerous … Continue reading

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Sure things

The old chestnut “nothing is certain but death and taxes” is all a part of human nature. And human nature ain’t nothin’ but a sure thing. There are many sure things in life. Predictable things. Tings of dat nature, as … Continue reading

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Getting an earful

Ever wonder what’s really being said or asked on those headsets when leaders of foreign nations are supposed to be listening to translators? Here are some of the questions that were asked of President Obama by other leaders. Questions the … Continue reading

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