Sarah shocker
Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but she sure knows how to make news.
She not only announced her resignation as governor of Alaska during the Michael Jackson media frenzy, but over the Fourth of July weekend.
Maybe she didn't want to make a big deal about it, so she did it now.
Naw.
She didn't give a reason for the resignation.
One would suppose she isn't involved in an extramarital affair with a guy from Argentina named Mario.
This is either more bad news for the Republican party that seems to have more of its fair share lately, or it's good news that maybe she'll just go away.
Naw.
People are already speculating that Palin is resigning to concentrate on running for president in 2012.
Which begs the question: Sarah Palin concentrating?
What could be some of the other reasons why the Thrilla from Wasilla is resigning?
1. Wanted the chance to say, "I can see the unemployment office from my house"
2. Going into surgery to remove that annoying wink
3. Can't wait to get her own time slot on Fox News
4. Pregnant with David Letterman's child
5. Really wants to be a judge at next year's Miss USA beauty pageant
6. Tour "Real America" with Joe the Plumber as the new Captain and Tennille
7. Study the Koran
8. Tests the political waters to see if she really can walk on them
9. Shoot more things from a helicopter
10. Bust the meth trade in Wasilla
She not only announced her resignation as governor of Alaska during the Michael Jackson media frenzy, but over the Fourth of July weekend.
Maybe she didn't want to make a big deal about it, so she did it now.
Naw.
She didn't give a reason for the resignation.
One would suppose she isn't involved in an extramarital affair with a guy from Argentina named Mario.
This is either more bad news for the Republican party that seems to have more of its fair share lately, or it's good news that maybe she'll just go away.
Naw.
People are already speculating that Palin is resigning to concentrate on running for president in 2012.
Which begs the question: Sarah Palin concentrating?
What could be some of the other reasons why the Thrilla from Wasilla is resigning?
1. Wanted the chance to say, "I can see the unemployment office from my house"
2. Going into surgery to remove that annoying wink
3. Can't wait to get her own time slot on Fox News
4. Pregnant with David Letterman's child
5. Really wants to be a judge at next year's Miss USA beauty pageant
6. Tour "Real America" with Joe the Plumber as the new Captain and Tennille
7. Study the Koran
8. Tests the political waters to see if she really can walk on them
9. Shoot more things from a helicopter
10. Bust the meth trade in Wasilla
Priceless.
PERHAPS SHE IS JUST TIRED OF THE POLITICAL BULL!!
NAW