Jeez, is there enough stuff out there to keep scaring the bejesus out of us?

If it’s not the swine flu it’s Obama-care that was first going to kill granny and along the way started to set its sights on euthanizing women with breast cancer.

We’re shaking in our collective boots here.

Pharmaceutical companies controlling the TV commercial airwaves with pills that will make you live longer and even grow longer.

Big Pharma doesn’t want to kill you. It’s not in their best interest. They want to keep you alive by selling you products you only think you need.

The government wants to thin out the herd. People are like cattle. That pertains only to those politicians who keep flinging such bull.

A poll just released says 60 percent of people asked say President Obama hasn’t fully explained his position on his health care plan.

Comedian Bill Maher keeps saying Americans are stupid. I don’t ascribe to his theory, but when I see polls like this it makes me wonder.

It’s starting to look like the Bush legacy has already taken shape —- for eight years America was dumbed-down, and it appears we haven’t shaken it yet.

Americans are concerned that President Obama is trying to do too much too soon.

You’ve got at least four years, fella, slow down. OK, so you hit the ground running. Impressive. Change we can believe in. We get it.

Sounded good when you were a candidate. But now we’re not so sure we want it.

Change should be gradual. Any other kind tends to worry us.

We’re a brave people. Just not fearless. We’re good at picking our own battles. Ones where we can see that light at the end of the tunnel.

We’ve become complacent over the last eight years getting used to that do-nothing president.

Status quo never loses its glow. A safe end to justify any means.

At least on the surface we thought W. was just this bumbling human punchline. The Yale Cowboy we’d like to have a beer with (even though he is a reformed alcoholic).

Secretly, though, his administration was using the Constitution as a pinada.

While America slept.

No 3 a.m. phone calls to frighten us from our dreams like a burglar in the night.

He protected us from another attack. Legacy sealed.

Now his evil twin is making the TV circuit warning us of another attack on native soil because the Celebrity-in-Chief can’t protect us. He even had the audacity to say Obama has no idea how to deal with national security.

The evil twin knows national security. He re-defined it as fascism.

The evil twin doesn’t necessarily want the U.S. to be attacked again to prove that he’s right that America is not as safe as it was when he was raping the Statue of Liberty.

He wants America to be attacked again because he wants someone else in power to feel the pain of guilt for being asleep at the switch when it happened on his watch. And never being man enough to admit it.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Speaking of frightening, Republican Congresswoman Michele “They’re coming to take me away, ha-ha, ha-ha” Bachmann of Minnesota continued her insane rant about Obama health-scare by telling a crowd of faithful ghouls “What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”

This vampire needs to be voted out of office and exiled to the HBO series “True Blood.”

If there aren’t already characters on that show based on her real-life blood-sucking the life out of the Constitution.

Bachmann almost makes Glenn Beck look sane.

She certainly makes Sarah Palin seem like the voice of reason.

Now that’s crazy.

Here are some other things that are sure to make you “ascared” when Obama’s government controls everything:

1. Obama is going to draft old white Republicans and send them over to Afghanistan with only slingshots for weapons

2. Obama health-scare is going to kill everybody who is unfortunate enough to have first and last names that are both proper names. With the exception of maybe Billy Joel.

3. Obama is going to make our school children learn why it’s OK for daddy to leave mommy for your older sister’s best friend.

4. Obama is going to allow illegal immigrants with STDs to sit on our food.

5. Obama is going to make sure everybody who protested his health care plan at those town hall meetings will have the option of choosing which limb they’re about to lose.

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2 Responses to ScareAmerica

  1. MJP says:

    The only thing truly scary is that there is somebody so imbecile, stupid, whacky and hopeless as Bruno editing our stories in the media.

    If you, Bruno, are any indication of the leftwing bias in the media, it is no wonder that you (the media) got Obama elected with your distortions and outright lies.

    I truly grieve for our country that people who want lower taxes, less government intrusion, more adherence to the Constitution, a balanced budget, oil independence and strong military defense (such as SuperWomen like Michelle “My Hero” Bachman and Sarah “Can you Say 2012?” Palin) are considered out of the norm by lunatics such as Bruno.

    Get it straight: you are scaring the crap out of us, not the other way around!!

  2. paul C in PA says:

    MJP ???? Michael James Patrick ???? Oh, I hope so.

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