Monthly Archives: October 2009

It’s appropriate that Michael Jackson’s last performance (in rehearsal) was made into a movie and released close to Halloween. There was always something macabre about Jackson —- and that’s not taking into consideration the “Thriller” video. The guy always looked … Continue reading →

The Goddess of Gab and the Pageant Princess of Politics will meet for the first time next month when Oprah interviews Sarah “Death Panels” Palin. It’s the most anticipated meeting of two powerful personalities since Frost-Nixon. Or when Baba WaWa … Continue reading →

George W. Bush, motivational speaker. That’s like saying Rush Limbaugh, a study in humility. But there was W. on Monday in Fort Worth, Texas, speaking at a business seminar called “Get motivated.” Take it from W. when it comes to … Continue reading →

The Pittsburgh Steelers must have Brett Favre thiking about retiring again. The (now with) Minnesota Vikings quarterback had a rough go of it in the City of Champions on Sunday. The Vikings and Favre were unbeaten this season going into … Continue reading →

Ahh, human interest stories. When TV news shows it’s true colors: uninformed and completely lost without a script. Talking about the kid in the hot air balloon who ended up not being in the hot air balloon on Thursday in … Continue reading →

Jabba the Butt Limbaugh was bragging in a TV interview when asked about the rise of fellow fanatic, Fox Noose’s Minister of Propaganda Glenn “Goebbls” Beck. “Look at what I spawned,” The Butt gloated. Give credit where credit is due. … Continue reading →

Presidential phrases. To the point, expressions presidents use a lot. “Tricky Dicky” Nixon used to say “Let me just say this about that.” Ronald Reagan would start every answer with “Well…” George W. Bush used to say …. hell, he … Continue reading →

Do you want fries with that Rembrandt? Last week it was announced that a McDonald’s would be opening next to the Louvre in Paris. The museum that houses the greatest masterpieces of art created throughout the centuries will now also … Continue reading →

They’re giving out Nobel Peace Prizes for promise and potential nowadays. President Barack Obama was awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. That’s a little like giving the Cy Young Award to a pitcher at the start of the … Continue reading →

That Levi Johnston is some kind of a nut. Johnston, Bristol Palin’s love daddy, is in a commercial pushing pistachios. One could say he is a shell of his former self (which wasn’t anything to write home about in the … Continue reading →