Prime time Palin

Sarah Palin week continues with the Alaskan Avalanche of Awesomeness appearing on several TV shows:

1. “30 Rock”: Palin fills in for Tina Fey as Liz and it freaks out Alec Baldwin’s character so much that Baldwin has to take time off from appearing on every other show he’s been popping up on. First though, Baldwin and Palin argue over who is more over-exposed.

2. “Lie to Me”: Palin does some fancy pageant walkin’ to dance over the facts in her book that skirt the truth.

3. “How I Met Your Mother”: Levi Johnston and Palin are reunited for a nostalgic look at how Bristol and “cougar bait” hooked up and eventually almost became a family.

4. “Wife Swap”: Palin is duped by Bill Clinton when Bubba e-mails her that the coffee with Hillary meeting is on.

5. “The Jay Leno Show”: Palin, via satellite, answers Jay’s questions in the “10 at 10″ segment:

1. Leno: Are you going to look at Levi Johnston’s photo spread in Playgirl magazine?

Palin: Hokey-smokes, no! It was bad enough that Bristol had to see it.

2. Leno: Johnston is a lot like Johnson. hee-hee, hee-hee: Get it?

Palin: You bet’cha. In fact, Todd has a saying about that: “Lucky for him I’m an easy-going guy, or Levi would be separated from his Johnston right about now.”

3. Leno: Do you think Levi will come on the show and try on several pair of tight-fitting Levis and mud wrestle with Kevin?

Palin: I’m sure “Ricky Hollywood” would do just about anything for publicity right now. Do you have any questions about me?

4. Leno: Ya, ya, in a minute. hee-hee, hee-hee: Could you see Levi’s Johnston from your house?

Palin: What are you, 12-years-old?! Can we get off Levi Johnston?

5. Leno: hee-hee, hee-hee: Hey, Kev, she said “get off” and Levi in the same sentence. hee-hee, hee-hee. OK, OK. So, I understand “Going Rogue” wasn’t your first choice for the title of your book, is that right?

Palin: Yeppers. “Paranormal Activity” was already taken.

6. Leno: Who would win in an all-out —- meeouch! —- catfight between you and Katie Couric?

Palin: Aw! You have to ask, Jay. No contest. That scrawny little twerp wouldn’t last 10 seconds with the Sara-cuda. I’d knock her into next Tuesday and all she’d be able to do is read books and magazines because she’d be laid up.

7. Leno: Speaking of books and magazines, have you even read your book?

Palin: Naw. Gotta keep up my image. I understand it was a best-seller even before anybody had a chance to read one word of it. So why bother? Anyway, I’m waiting for the movie.

8. Leno: You anticipated my next question: Who would you want to play you in the movie? Angelina Jolie or Tina Fey?

Palin: Everybody says Tina Fey is the obvious choice, but only I could possibly play me.

9. Leno: Oh, then a whole other role for you —- actress. Would that career move prevent you for running for president in 2012?

Palin: Well, as I’m sure ya know, Jay, there was a president who was an actor first.

10. Leno: Oh, so you are going the Ronald Reagan route to the White House, aren’t you?

Palin: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, except for the forgetting stuff.

Leno: Well, I’ll certainly never forget this.

Palin: I’m sure you won’t.

Leno: It’s been a pleasure.

Palin: I’m sure it was.

Leno: We should do this more often.

Palin: You always need a ratings boost.

Leno: hee-hee, hee-hee: You bet’cha.

Bow …… Wow!

Right-wing nuts have gone berserko grande over President Obama bowing to the Japanese emperor when the two met earlier this week.

Our leaders aren’t supposed to bow to any foreign leader when they’re on foreign soil.

Presidents don’t bow. Haven’t we learned anything from the Bush years?

When in China, presidents are supposed to look like dumb asses trying to walk out two big locked doors.

Conservatives are outraged at this president’s bow. No Republican would ever do that.

You are wrong, Idi Amin Dadda breath.

There is an iconic photo from 1971 of Dick Nixon bowing to Emperor Hirohito —- the guy who ordered the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

There is a photo from the 1950s where President Eisenhower is slightly bowing to French President Charles DeGaulle. Sacre bleu! Freedom fries for everyone!

And who could forget W. kissing and then holding hands with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah when the oil miser paid a visit to the oil belonging to the Bush family in 2005.

The theory that elephants never forget is bunk. Selective amnesia is more contagious than H1N1 in the body politic.

Fox Noose was all over this like The Bush Administration on imaginary weapons of mass destruction.

Did the Noose fact check when they said never in the history of the presidency has a president bowed to a foreign leader?

Why bother. They decide, then report.

Should Obama have bowed to the emperor? No. The prez wants to prove too often that he’s not from the cowboy diplomacy school.

We get all that. But don’t be so dang by the book. Sometimes you have to be what you are —- the leader of the greatest country in the world.

Not an equal. Because there are no equals. Other countries know that — and expect nothing less.

Obama has got to stop thinking that less is more.

Stop acting like the shy kid at the party.

Ask the prettiest girl to dance.

You’ve got the clout.

Only after she curtseys is when you should bow.

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11 Responses to Prime time Palin

  1. Look At The Facts says:

    The facts on Sarah Palin!

    By Dewie Whetsell, Alaskan Fisherman. As posted in comments on
    Greta’s article referencing the MOVEON ad about Sarah Palin.

    The last 45 of my 66 years I’ve spent in a commercial fishing
    town in Alaska. I understand Alaska politics but never
    understood national politics well until this last year. Here’s
    the breaking point: Neither side of the Palin controversy gets
    it. It’s not about persona, style, rhetoric, it’s about doing
    things. Even Palin supporters never mention the things that I’m
    about to mention here.

    1- Democrats forget when Palin was the Darling of the Democrats,
    because as soon as Palin took the Governor’s office away from a
    fellow Republican and tough SOB, Frank Murkowski, she tore into
    the Republican’s “Corrupt Bastards Club” (CBC) and sent them
    packing. Many of them are now residing in State housing and
    wearing orange jump suits. The Democrats reacted by skipping
    around the yard, throwing confetti and singing, “la la la la”
    (well, you know how they are). Name another governor in this
    country that has ever done anything similar.

    2- Now with the CBC gone, there were fewer Alaskan politicians
    to protect the huge, giant oil companies here. So she
    constructed and enacted a new system of splitting the oil
    profits called “ACES.” Exxon (the biggest corporation in the
    world) protested and Sarah told them, “don’t let the door hit
    you in the stern on your way out.” They stayed, and Alaska
    residents went from being merely wealthy to being filthy rich.
    Of course, the other huge international oil companies meekly
    fell in line. Again, give me the name of any other governor in
    the country that has done anything similar.

    3- The other thing she did when she walked into the governor’s
    office is she got the list of State requests for federal funding
    for projects, known as “pork.” She went through the list, took
    85% of them and placed them in the “when-hell-freezes-over”
    stack. She let locals know that if we need something built,
    we’ll pay for it ourselves. Maybe she figured she could use the
    money she got from selling the previous governor’s jet because
    it was extravagant. Maybe she could use the money she saved by
    dismissing the governor’s cook (remarking that she could cook
    for her own family), giving back the State vehicle issued to
    her, maintaining that she already had a car, and dismissing her
    State provided security force (never mentioning – I imagine -
    that she’s packing heat herself). I’m still waiting to hear the
    names of those other governors.

    4- Now, even with her much-ridiculed “gosh and golly” mannerism, she
    also managed to put together a totally new approach to getting a
    natural gas pipeline built which will be the biggest private
    construction project in the history of North America. No one else
    could do it although they tried. If that doesn’t impress you, then
    you’re trying too hard to be unimpressed while watching her do
    things like this while baking up a batch of brownies with her other
    hand.

    5- For 30 years, Exxon held a lease to do exploratory drilling at a
    place called Point Thompson. They made excuses the entire time why
    they couldn’t start drilling. In truth they were holding it like an
    investment. No governor for 30 years could make them get started…
    This summer, she told them she was revoking their lease and kicking
    them out. They protested and threatened court action. She shrugged
    and reminded them that she knew the way to the court house. Alaska
    won again.

    6- President Obama wants the nation to be on 25% renewable resources
    for electricity by 2025. Sarah went to the legislature and submitted
    her plan for Alaska to be at 50% renewables by 2025. We are already
    at 25%. I can give you more specifics about things done, as opposed
    to style and persona. Everybody wants to be cool, sound cool, look
    cool. But that’s just a cover-up. I’m still waiting to hear from
    liberals the names of other governors who can match what mine has
    done in two and a half years. I won’t be holding my breath.

    By the way, she was content to return to AK after the national
    election and go to work, but the haters wouldn’t let her. Now these adolescent screechers are obviously not scuba divers.

    And no one ever told them what happens when you continually jab and
    pester a barracuda. Without warning, it will spin around and tear
    your face off. Shoulda known better.

    You have just read the truth about Sarah Palin that sends the media,
    along with the democrat party, into a wild uncontrolled frenzy to
    discredit her. I guess they are only interested in skirt chasers,
    dishonesty, immoral people, liars, womanizers, murderers, and bitter
    ex-presidents’ wives.

    So “You go, Girl.” I only wish the men in Washington had your guts,
    determination, honesty, and morals.

    I rest my case.

    Only FOOLS listen to the biased media.

  2. paul C in PA says:

    Well, we’ve been set straight. And these facts must be true since they were sent by the facts itself. Yep, we were wrong, she’s brilliant.

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