1. “Joy to the World
Palin’s book tour is done —–
let the media crown its diva.
She tweets like a Mad Hatter and such
Nothing she knows matters much.
Everything she does get press
she’s a top 5 MILF no less
write it across the heavenly sky
her “death panels” voted 2009’s Biggest Lie.”
2. “It’s beginning to look a lot like health care.
Satan got his deal.
Take a look at your premiums rise
as granny’s life passes before her eyes
Your soul is the next thing Democrats will steal.
It’s beginningto look a lot like Obama’s not a wuss.
More troops to Afghanistan.
Even though there’s not a winning plan,
he’s no mouse he’s a man.
Who says he’s different than George W. Bush?”
3. “Jabba the Butt Limbaugh
has a very popular radio show.
All of his followers, the Butt-Plugs,
will swallow whatever he says goes.
All of the other right wing-nuts
can’t hold a candle to his wind.
The GOP grabs its ankles
and he punishes them when they’ve sinned.”
4. “O, little town of Wasilla
where meth is the drug of choice.
Where Levi and Bristol did it,
ignoring their master’s voice.
Mom never told daughter
about all of the danger.
But it all turned out for the better —-
the birth was in a manger.
Then joked the late night comic,
Letterman is the pervert’s name.
He had to atone in public,
but he’s back zinging the Palin name.”
5. “Beck the airwaves with tons of bullcrap —
Fools millions with his claptrap.
Don him now his Gestapo wardrobe
Propaganda as gospel truth now
(Let your kids become Beckerwood youth now)
6. “Allah bless ye merry tea-baggers
the flame of hate did you ignite.
Your protests weren’t about issues
moreso about who’s not white.
You want to start a third party
but Jesse’s dead and can’t be at the helm.
Try crazy Michele Bachmann
she’s sure to underwhelm.”