Holiday songs done dirt cheap

1. “Joy to the World

Palin’s book tour is done —–

let the media crown its diva.

She tweets like a Mad Hatter and such

Nothing she knows matters much.

Everything she does get press

she’s a top 5 MILF no less

write it across the heavenly sky

her “death panels” voted 2009′s Biggest Lie.”

2. “It’s beginning to look a lot like health care.

Satan got his deal.

Take a look at your premiums rise

as granny’s life passes before her eyes

Your soul is the next thing Democrats will steal.

It’s beginningto look a lot like Obama’s not a wuss.

More troops to Afghanistan.

Even though there’s not a winning plan,

he’s no mouse he’s a man.

Who says he’s different than George W. Bush?”

3. “Jabba the Butt Limbaugh

has a very popular radio show.

All of his followers, the Butt-Plugs,

will swallow whatever he says goes.

All of the other right wing-nuts

can’t hold a candle to his wind.

The GOP grabs its ankles

and he punishes them when they’ve sinned.”

4. “O, little town of Wasilla

where meth is the drug of choice.

Where Levi and Bristol did it,

ignoring their master’s voice.

Mom never told daughter

about all of the danger.

But it all turned out for the better —-

the birth was in a manger.

Then joked the late night comic,

Letterman is the pervert’s name.

He had to atone in public,

but he’s back zinging the Palin name.”

5. “Beck the airwaves with tons of bullcrap —

waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-wa-wa-wa-wa.

Fools millions with his claptrap.

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Don him now his Gestapo wardrobe

yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-sieg heil!

Propaganda as gospel truth now

(Let your kids become Beckerwood youth now)

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.”

6. “Allah bless ye merry tea-baggers

the flame of hate did you ignite.

Your protests weren’t about issues

moreso about who’s not white.

You want to start a third party

but Jesse’s dead and can’t be at the helm.

Try crazy Michele Bachmann

she’s sure to underwhelm.”

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