Monthly Archives: December 2009

Lump of the Year

There were several nominees for the first annual Lump of the Year Award. Jabba the Butt Limbaugh, a favorite target of this blog because it’s not hard to miss, is not nominated. That’s because the award is in his image. … Continue reading

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Rounding up some usual suspects

Remember when your mom told you to always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident and have to go to the hospital? The latest attempt at terrorism in our friendly skies created a lot of interesting scenarios. One … Continue reading

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Cheney’s Christmas gift

Former Vice President Dick Cheney got the gift he wanted this holiday season, but it wasn’t under the tree. It was that al-Qaida-backed plot with a man with explosives in his drawers on board the U.S. airliner bound for Detroit … Continue reading

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Christmas with the Cheneys

Coming in 2010: The George W. Bush Think Tank. The ideas from a legacy of incompetence put to a group of thinkers. Talk about something that boggles the mind. In any event, the think tank series could be televised on … Continue reading

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Holiday songs done dirt cheap

1. “Joy to the World Palin’s book tour is done —– let the media crown its diva. She tweets like a Mad Hatter and such Nothing she knows matters much. Everything she does get press she’s a top 5 MILF … Continue reading

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Not what you think

The $64,000 question used to be who wants to be a millionaire? But that took too much thought. Thought was put on hold for most of the George W. Bush decade. We’ve tried intelligence for the first year of the … Continue reading

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Obama on Oprah

The Goddess of Gab interviewed President Obama and first lady Michelle last week in an exclusive from Oprah World. Not surprisingly, there were a lot of softball questions. But here is part of the interview that was cut from the … Continue reading

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Cover guys and gals

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke was named Time magazine’s Person of the Year. But he won’t be satisfied until he’s named People magazine’s Sexiest Economist Alive. Way back when the world was young, Time magazine used to call the honor … Continue reading

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Tigergate

The Tiger Woods as philanderer scandal is this century’s Watergate. A foiled burglary at the Watergate Hotel in 1972 led to the resignation of a law and order president who was guilty of covering up high crimes and misdemeanors, and … Continue reading

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Palin finds her niche

So who is the top female celebrity of the year? Taylor Swift? Cute as can be. And a talented singer. She gets sympathy votes because of that Kanye West on-stage debacle that didn’t damage her image as much as it … Continue reading

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