What is it with these Republicants?
You got a naked guy going to the Senate from Massachusetts.
Rudy 9-11 used to like to appear on TV and in public in drag.
You guys are more progressive than the left wing-nuts of the Democratic Party.
Hell, there was even a Republicant president who was a former actor. Who worked in Hollywood!
Now you have a prima donna former VP candidate who is going to be a TV star.
And you guys said Obama was the celebrity.
Fox Noose diva Sarah Palin, the current darling of the Republicant Party, may be in danger of losing her title.
The Nude Dude, Scott “My daughters are available” Brown, is the party’s new Golden Boy. Despite his last name, Rush.
Diva Destruction is the party’s main attraction (or to be more specific since she hasn’t got a complete thought in her head, something more superficial, like, say, “mane” attraction) to get the real people in real America riled up.
Come the fall when the Fox Noose-Tea Bagging Party needs to get more of their own goons elected, the Nude Dude may be the, uh,bigger draw.
After all, he’s the exception to the rule in Massachusetts — a Republicant in a Kennedy landscape who pulled off the upset.
Palin the populist was on the losing ticket in 2008, and she quit her job as governor of Alaska.
Perfect credentials to get a gig on Fox, sure, but now that Brownie is on the scene, a different campaign strategy may be in order.
Does the future hold trouble in Fox-Noose-Tea Baggers’ paradise?
Never. God likes Republicants better. Remember, GOP is just one letter shy of GOD.
Think a one-two punch of Diva and the Dude as the ticket campaigning for their party on the campaign trail. A tacky tag-team tandem.
Will Sean Hannity be able to prevent himself from acting like a kid in a candy store?
Can Scotty perfect a wink?
Will Levi Johnston upset the perfect campaign by challenging Scotty to a pants off to prove once and for all whose centerfold was hotter?
Will Palin have to pull out all the stops and reach back to her tactics used in beauty contests to out-maneuver Scotty should she be upstaged?
All interested parties may not have to wait until the fall. In March, Palin is set to campaign with the man who will burn in hell for picking her in the first place: John McCain is running for re-election to the Senate in Arizona.
A reunion more annoying than a concert full of one-hit wonders from the 1980s.
Why not, it worked so well for McCain-Palin the first time.
Maybe Joe the Plumber will be there, too, just in case McCain springs a leak.
Put money on the fact that Brown will be there, too.
The latest poll shows that 71 percent do not want to see Palin president, and that her book and book tour didn’t improve overall views of her.
Is the hockey mom, frontiers woman, lipstick on a pit-bull, you bet’cha nonsense finally wearing thin with the public?
Hokey-smokes, say it ain’t so!
Palin believes she’s God’s gift to the world. She certainly is to the world of satire.
Scotty has a great deal to live up to if, by chance, he’s going to take over being the Republicants’ poster boy for the party.
Advice to the rookie: If you’re planning to be the big name, be subtle in doing so.
Don’t make the mistake by being in such a hurry.
For God’s sake, keep your pants on.