Brown out

The Fox News Party (formerly known as Republicans) tried to stop a jobs bill with a filibuster.

A jobs bill.

More proof that this is the party controlled by a so-called news network that wants America to fail.

And the Foxicans’ new golden boy, Naked Came the Senator from Massachusetts Scott Brown, sided with the party that wants to succeed at creating jobs. Brown voted with the Democrats to stop the Murdochians’ filibuster.


Time for Jabba the Butt Limbaugh to take Cosmopolitan butt Scotty to the hurt locker for some conservative think tanky spanky.

How dare Brown put the people of his state before the party of “Just say No to ‘That One’. “

What’s this country first nonsense?

One could hear the Butt chortle now: “This, this traitor from Taxachusetts that I elected, my fellow Americans, has seen fit to side with the uppity one on a jobs bill. Well, let me tell you, no, let me promise you that I won’t forget this when this, this Taxocrat in conservative attire runs for re-election, he’ll be counting on Dumbo’s jobs bill to find work.”

Not only did Scotty side with the Taxocrats, but he did so on the same day that the Prince of Darkness went to the hospital and suffered a mild heart attack.

Could it be Scotty’s defection to the anti-American ranks caused Dick Cheney to have still another health scare?

It’s possible. Good thing Cheney has a good health care plan. So much so that today we can say he is resting comfortably —- and that Hell Can Wait.

And now a message from another lunatic Republican from the South (lunatic and South used in the same sentence being redundant.)

This time it’s from some clown name Robert G. Marshall, a Congressman from Virginia. Here it is:

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children. In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There’s a special punishment Christians would suggest.”

This religious fanatic has since backtracked on his absurd comments, probably because his bullcrap doesn’t shed a very good light on Fox Noose diva Sarah Palin who, as we are all very well aware, has a child with Down syndrome. And he’s a “subsequent” child.

Where’s Palm Reader Palin on this one? Show us the outrage, Diva Destruction.

But first be advised on how you should handle it —– if you say anything at all —- by your Fox Noose pageant coaches.

Remember to take your time to respond —– as you did with Baba O’Reilly against that “Family Guy” episode with the Down syndrome character. That didn’t work very well for you —- especially when the girl who voiced the character has a disability and punk’d you by saying she didn’t need your holier-than-thou attitude because she felt good about the independent character she portrayed.

She scored another one on you, too, Diva, when she said the joke wasn’t about any kid with the disability, but about you. Thus the punch line: “My mom is the former governor of Alaska.”

You’re only still around because America loves a joke with many punchlines. Or as a failure who is at home with a supposed news organization that feasts on the carcass of negativity —– assassins of ambition, of an America working together to succeed no matter who occupies the White House.

But you gotta hand it to Fox Noose, they never fail to spark unintentional laughs.

“Failure” (sung to the tune of Aretha Franklin’s “Respect”)

“Whatever Obama proposes, we lie about it —

At Fox we make up crap, we know you’ll buy it

all we want America to do now is fail

(Not just a little bit) baby (not just a little bit )

until we groom a yes man of our own. (just you wait) baby.

“We purposely make sure our facts are wrong — You’ll believe anything as sure as the day is long.

All we’re praying for is failure in Obama’s America

(Not just a little bit) baby (but a whole lot) baby

until 2012 (hold on for just a little bit) baby…

“F-a-i-l-u-r-e —-

as long as Obama fails we’ll be tops on TV.

F-a-i-l-u-r-e —-

So you won’t be able to feed your family —–

socked it to you, socked it to you, socked it to you, socked it to you …..”

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