Party favorites

Yo, dudes and dudettes, it's time to party.

Sing along to the words you can put to the tune of "It's My Party" ---- the song made famous by Lesley Gore.

Before you get your panties in a bunch, there is no truth to the rumor that singer Lesley Gore is related to Al Gore ---- so don't go ballistic with global warming misinformation. You know, like what about all that snow back East? We got your global warming right here, Al Gore!

While you're at it, pay no attention to the fact that the Winter Olympics is canceling events because the weather isn't cooperating. There's no snow in Canada ---- in February!

So, chill, and sit back and sing-a-long to "It's Their Party." And a-one, and a-two.....

"It's their party and they can quit if they want to, quit if they want to, quit if they want to ------

You would quit too when it's nothing your party can do.

"Evan Bayh and white-haired Chris Dodd

are jumping ship before it sinks.

Come November Dems will get butt-whipped

no matter what Nancy Pelosi thinks.

"It's their party and they can scoot if they want to, scram if they want to, skidaddle if they want to -----

You would book too before voters tell you you're through."

(second verse)

"A naked guy beat a Dem in old Mass.

for the coveted Kennedy Senate seat.

Republicans called it a miracle

now Palin writes gospels when she Tweets.

"It's their party and they can gloat if they want to, brag if they want to, crow if they want to -----

You would be smarmy too if you've had God supporting you."

(third verse)

"The Tea Party got its dander up

they want their country back, all right.

But when you look at those crowds

it's nothing but a sea of white.

"It's their party and they can discriminate if they want to, segregate if they want to, restrict if they want to ------

You could be a racist too if you swallow Fox News' spew."