Republicans go clubbin’

Donate to the Republican Party and get America out of bondage —- so GOP lackeys can party hardy with bondage strippers.

The Republican National Committee —- whose goal it seems is to put the “Party!” back in the Grand Old Party —- spent $17,000 in February on luxury jets, posh hotels and almost $2,000 for “meals” (maybe it was pork, the other white meat) at Voyeur West Hollywood, which features topless bondage babes who simulate lesbian sex acts.

And you thought your money was going to candidates who want to get elected so President Jesus Hater won’t be able to get his socialist Antichrist agenda through after the November elections.

Those Republicans, such wild and crazy guys.

The posh places included the Beverly Hills Hilton (where they ran up a $9,000 tab) and the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons (a $6,600 tab.)

But the cost of the Republican Party’s commitment to take their country back: Priceless.

What are Republicans doing in Gommorah anyway —- they hate Hollywood.

Ironic then — and definitely hypocritical –that the party gets a lot of contributions from the fine folks in the Heartland using Hollywood as a donation tactic.

Maybe they can use the excuse that since the end of days is nearing, they wanted to spend some time in the devil’s playground to try and “convert” global warming, same-sex marriage, pot smoking baby killing liberals.

In any event, here are some of the songs that partying Republicans can’t do without on their iPods:

1. “Hotel California”

2. “Whip it”

3. “Let’s Get Physical”

4. “Dancing Cheek to Cheek”

5. “Like a Virgin”

6. “I’m a Girl Watcher”

7. “Kiss You All Over”

8. “Touch Me”

9. “Bang a Gong”

10. “Fat Bottomed Girls”

Can’t miss movies that partying Republicans have in their DVD libraries just for the titles:

1. “Of Human Bondage”

2. “The Hurt Locker”

3. “Deep Impact”

4. “Driving Miss Daisy”

5. “Around the World (in 80 Days)”

6. “Octopussy”

7. “Free Willy”

8. “Spank the Monkey”

9. “Die Hard”

10. “Bedknobs and Broomsticks”

So contribute today to the Republican Party —– because a lap dance is a terrible thing to waste.

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