Monthly Archives: April 2010

A GOP trifecta

No need to worry about Arizona’s tough new immigration law. Pistol Packin’ Palin said the bill doesn’t possess “ability or opportunity for racial profiling.” Take it from the media darling herself. When Gov. Quitter was in office (for a cup … Continue reading

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State of disgrace

What happens in Arizona should stay in Arizona for all the rest of the nation should care. In fact, a nationwide boycott of the state should be in order. In honor of the state’s baseball team, the Arizona Diamondbacks, the … Continue reading

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Preview of coming attractions

The trend this year in Hollywood —- where they never seem to run out of original ideas —- is remakes of movies from the 1980s. We’ve already had a remake of “Clash of the Titans” —- this time in 3D. … Continue reading

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Chicken run

In the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Department comes two outrageous news stories. First, on our homefront: Did you hear about the woman running against Harry “Droopy” Reid for his Senate seat in Nevada? If that sounds like the … Continue reading

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Riders of the Purple Rage

Go West young man —– and don’t forget to pack that six-shooter. We’re going back in time to Old Arizona —more like Old Testament Arizona. We’re gonna get all OK Corral on them dang illegals. Real Tombstone Territory stuff. Sheriff … Continue reading

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My Tweet Lord

God is talking to Sarah Palin again. Not sure if it was by twittering this time This time from God’s lips to Palin’s ears came this: the Founding Fathers really didn’t want the separation of church and state. Somebody with … Continue reading

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The truth is out there

Let them tell you how it will be….. Those angry tea-baggers keep whining that the big, bad government is taxing hard working, real Americans to death, when in reality taxes for more than 90 percent of Americans, real or not, … Continue reading

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Hot stuff

The volcano in Iceland is doing a number disrupting aviation overseas and, consequently, here in the U.S. of A. Not since Sept. 11 has there been such a global holding pattern. The volcano Eyjafjallajokull ( Vanna, are there any L’s?) … Continue reading

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The Shrill of Victory

How to reel in the Sara-cuda for a speaking engagement: 1. Have a roundtrip commercial air travel for two paid for in advance 2. Have at least a$10,000 (bargain price)fee handy — payable in advance 3. Provide a one-bedroom suite … Continue reading

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Mike the knife

Former presidential candidate and Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee compared same-sex marriage to legalizing incest, polygamy and drug use. So name three other things there’s to do in a backwoods, uneducated Southern state like Arkansas? Wait, that’s stereotyping. You can’t say … Continue reading

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