A GOP trifecta

No need to worry about Arizona’s tough new immigration law.

Pistol Packin’ Palin said the bill doesn’t possess “ability or opportunity for racial profiling.”

Take it from the media darling herself. When Gov. Quitter was in office (for a cup of coffee) not one illegal alien tried to sneak into Alaska.

Meanwhile, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer once said God spoke to her and told her to run for governor.

There he goes again, speaking to Republicans.

Nice to know God doesn’t discriminate against whackaloons either.

God only knows Brewer didn’t have to show any identification to prove to anyone that she belongs in an institution —- only government isn’t the institution where Brewer belongs.

Closer to home in Southern California, Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter, Jr. said children of illegal immigrants, who are legal citizens, should be deported.

He spoke at a tea party rally in Ramona, in San Diego County, when he was asked “Would you support deportation of natural born American citizens that are the children of illegal aliens?”

“I would have to, yes,” Hunter said. “You can look and say, ‘You’re a mean guy. That’s a mean thing to do. That’s not a humanitarian thing to do.’ We simply cannot afford what we’re doing right now.”

Another tool for the Fox Noose tool shed of commentators. Congratulations, tool boy, you’ve passed the audition.

Speaking of Republicans in California, let’s see them clear the smoke from this apparent example of voter fraud:

Innocent bystanders were taken advantage of when they thought they were signing a petition supporting the passage of marijuana in this Gomorrah of a state.

Turns out they were bamboozled. They were actually signing a document registerting them as Republicans.

They should havebecome suspicious when one of the petitioners looked amazingly like Tommy Chong.

Cheech would’ve been on hand, but he was detained in Arizona because he couldn’t produce the proper papers.

Sorry, dude, Zig-Zag ain’t the proper papers to have in your possession when you’re out there doing the voter fraud thingy.

Even more fun stuff from the GOP:

Conservatives have proof that President Obama is a racist.

The prez recorded a message to the supporters who helped get him elected in 2008 to remind them to get out the vote in 2010 for Democrats. The prez specifically mentioned Latinos, blacks, young people and women.

So naturally Fox Noose and other brain-damaged tag-alongs said Obama was dissin’ white people (a conservative newspaper actually used the word ‘dissin’.)

Jabba the Butt Limbaugh had to “weigh” in on the idiocracy, saying it was Obama’s “regime at its racist best.”

There he goes again, Obama that is —– trashing whitey. The GOP won’t be satisfied until they can prove Obama said “Let’s get out the vote and give honkey the heeve-ho!”

Proof. The GOP don’t need no stinkin’ proof. They don’t have to show you no stinkin’ proof.

Just like that apartheid law in Arizona, they only have to bamboozle their listeners using “reasonable suspicion.”

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