Nerves of Steele

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele says he won't resign.

Steele seems to be under pressure for one scandal after another ---- usually involving how money is being spent, like last week's venture starring young Republicans patronizing a strip club in West Hollywood.

Just when you thought it was safe to donate to the GOP, still another fund fun issue surfaced Tuesday: A finance report showed that the RNC spent $982 at a Vermont winery for what it called "office supplies" ---- which turned out to be five cases of wine.

Didn't know Staples made a Chardoney.

Steele played the race card in an interview recently on ABC when he said he has a slimmer margain for error because he's black.

Like President Obama, he says. Which explains why Republicans won't cut the president any slack.

Should Steele resign? Hell no. He's much more fun to have around because stuff you can make fun of seems to dog him.

Besides, if he resigns or gets booted, who's going to replace him? Well...

A. Liz Cheney: Daughter of the Beast.

Only if the Republican Party thinks it will be in its best interest to go ballistic. It's better than the party just saying no all the time like little kids refusing to eat their veggies.

Liz says, spend too much money on booze and babes: enhanced interrogation.

Just having to listen to her speak is torture enough.

This Lizzy Borden will take an axe and give 40 whacks to anybody who disagrees with Daddy Warmonger. If you think the GOP is angry now --- with Lizzy at the helm it will make the Tea Party look like, well, Democrats.

B. Rush Limbaugh: Forget it, he wouldn't take a demotion.

C. Sarah Palin: The base loves her and it's not like she doesn't crave face time on TV anyway she can get it. There's no reading involved, Sarah, and you only have to stay on the job until January. It's not like it's two years or anything.

So keep Michael Steele on the job ---- unless when Justice John Paul Stevens retires, Obama may want to appoint him to the Supreme Court.

Just like everything else, the Republicans would fight Steele's nomination, even though he was espousing GOP nonsense to begin with.





The hypocritical oath

Talk about physician, heal thyself. How about physician, heel thyself?

One Dr. Jack Cassell, a urologist who practices in Mount Dora, Fla., has basically told his patients if you're an Obama voter and supported his health care reform go "seek urologic care elsewhere."

"Sorry, Bobby, I can't treat your problem. Mommy voted for the Muslim socialist."

If it looks like a duck and it sounds like a duck, it is a duck. Quack.

And this quack is putting politics over medical treatment.

Not surprisingly, Fox News gave Donald Duck a forum to spew his ethically-challenged urine sample.

Since it's on Fox, that makes it a hypocritical oath this parasite has now taken.

"If you voted for Obama ... seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years," the sign on his office door reads.

Here's another sign you can put on your office door: "No longer the office of Dr. Jack Cassell, but that of Dr. Mel Practice."

One doesn't even have to ask anymore what garbage disposal Fox News went through to find this weasel. Fox creates these weasels.

This is how ignorant Daffy Duck is: He is upset over health care because he believes it will stop funding important medical practices like hospice ---- meanwhile, he's denying people health care treatment.

Sounds logical enough for Fox Noose.

Forget about the Hippocratic Oath in this case. It's more like he's a Hypocrite Oaf.

Go to this guy for urological treatment or even a consultation?

You shouldn't trust this weasel to treat a hangnail.