Riders of the Purple Rage

Go West young man ----- and don't forget to pack that six-shooter.

We're going back in time to Old Arizona ---more like Old Testament Arizona.

We're gonna get all OK Corral on them dang illegals.

Real Tombstone Territory stuff.

Sheriff John McCain and his posse of Paladins are gonna ride roughshod over illegal immigration, thanks to to the Arizona Legislature, which passed a measure that would make it a crime under state law to be in the country illegally.

Local police officers could question people about their immigration status if it is suspected they shouldn't be in real America.

Racial profiling can be the state's new motto.

If you are olive-skin now, don't stay out in the sun too long when you're in Old Arizona.

You could be mistaken for Anthony Quinn. And he's dead.

If you're mistaken for Salma Hayek, you'll probably get a pass.

Not only is this high-falootin' Wild West cowboy diplomacy, it's also police state tactics.

The big concern is that the tinhorn in the White House is gonna make us all socialists.

Socialism is weak sister stuff compared to what's going down in Arizona, and will filter into other Sons of the Pioneer states.

Fascism in the American West. Nazis and cattle rustlers in a bizarro movie directed by David Lynch.

Take a look at some of those old black and white movies made during World War II ---- the ones where the Gestapo was always wanting to see your papers. "Vher ahr yer papers."

Life imitating art again.

Maybe when the cowboy police nab the illegals they can brand them with swastikas.

Granted, there are bad hombres trying to sneak into our WASP nation with only criminal intent on their minds ---- but this is dangerous stuff. And it isracial profiling.

Rustler Rush Limbaugh is washing down his oxycontin drinking Corona out of a 10-gallon sombrero after gloating (and bloating) over this nonsense.

Sarah Palin's people are busytrying to line up a high-priced speaking engagement for her to shrill like a banshee on the subject.

Fox Noose is probably setting up shop with the great American heroes when they lasso those nasty illegals.

Knowing Fox, it will probably send Geraldo Rivera to cover the story and he'll get arrested for being an illegal.

And the coward John McCain, proving day by day that we dodged a bullet by him losing the presidency, has become the poster geezer for the angry white guy club ---- willing to do and say what they dictate so he could be re-elected to the Senate.

It's sad to watch a man who once did put "country first" suck up to the lunatic fringe of the Republican Party like a toddler on a pacifier.

Even when compared to Harry Reid, McCain has proven he's the codger who should be put out to pasture.

This racial profiling in Arizona would make Barry Goldwater vomit.

When it's finally law, gun-lovin' patriots from all over real America can bring their weapons to a national park (President Tinhorn recently signed that privilege into law.)

The Grand Canyon would be great ---- and 2nd Amendment activists can go all John Wayne on illegals, who have been rounded up for target practice.

It's 1875 all over again in America.

Come vacation is Arizona.

Don't forget to ask about Boot Hill.