‘Hoosier’ sugar daddy.
Indiana Republican Congressman Mark Souder is resigning his seat in the House after admitting publicly to a love affair with a female staffer.
There they go again: Hypocritical evangelical Christian family values guys at play in the fields of the lord.
OK, so both political parties are guilty of philandering —– but the GOPhas got a comfortable leadgoing into the bottom of the ninth.
Plus, this hypocrite was preaching abstinence. He even did a public service program about the importance of abstaining from sex. Guess who was the person interviewing him? Yep, the mistress.
Naturally, Fox News tried to deflect yet another GOP Most Embarrassing Moment by bringing up the weasel John Edwards. Again. Just hang tight, another Democrat will join the ranks of philandering fools soon enough. They just won’t be santimonious snobs who, until they get caught, think their holier-than-thou attitude —- and party affiliation — will let it slide.
Souder said “I have sinned before God and my family.”
What will Souder do now? Maybe hike the Old Appalacian Trail.
Maybe they ought to come up with an new animated TV series called “Family Values Guy” —- there’s a lot of unintentional laughs waiting in the wings for these hypocrites.
Meanwhile at the White House, President Obama met with Mexican President Felipe Calderon.
Or as Fox News referred to it “Those two guys without American birth certificates.”
The two presidentes discussed immigration reform. Or as Sean Hannity calls it, devil worshipping.
There was another State Dinner at the White House. This time for El Presidente.
The Salais were invited. Not because they’re of any importance, but because the White House figured they’d show up anyway.
We know who was there, but who was left off the guest list?:
1. A lot of white people (or anyone belonging to the Tea Party)
2. The Jonas Brothers (still paranoid about that Predator drones comment made by Obama)
3. Rush Limbaugh, who could’ve been a good emcee. He could’ve started off with this: “Someone asked me if I heard “Law & Order” was canceled, and I said, where have you been, law and order was canceled once President Jesus Hater took office.”
4. Sarah Palin: Even though they promised her she could shoot her own dinner, the Baked Alaskan said she declined an invitation.
5. Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona: She was invited, but at the last minute was turned away because her invitation wasn’t in order.
“Subconscious Hometown Blues”
(sung to the tune of Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues”)
“Beck’s cryin’ at commencement
sees Nazis in the government
Palin babbling to the NRA
on shoot Bambi’s mother day.
The man in the White House
too cool, nobody’s fool
makes his critics holler
says he’s bringing change
but no one’s got a dollar.
Look out GOP
that’s some powerful Tea
God’s special brew
gets your country back for you.
Better do what you’re told
not what you think’s fair
the manaical defacto leader
giving commands on air
demands his pound of flesh
or your career’s in intensive care.”
“Specter the defector
no more a lawmaker/protector
electorate finally got leery
of the simple mind behind
the single-bullet theory.
Look out Johnny Mac
you’re on the wrong track
better get your house in order
stand guard at the Arizona border
don’t wanna go down to defeat
better go right wing-nut — toot sweet!
ever since you gave us Palin
your fan base has been bailin.’ “