Carly caught on tape

Carly Fiorina.
Republican nominee for Senate from California.
Fox News stooge in the making.
It didn't take "Carlyfornia" long to launch the first salvo in what is shaping up to be a catfight between her and incumbent Sen. Barbara Boxer.
Fiorina was caught on tape dissin' Boxer's hair-do, calling it "so yesterday."
Me-ouch. Let the Boxer Rebellion begin.
Fiorina came up with a lame excuse that the Boxer hair-do comment was something she heard someone else say.
Right. And Glenn Beck isn't bats*** crazy.
It's not so bad what Fiorina said but the way she looked and sounded like when she said it.
Like a real harpy. She sounded and looked a lot like Endora, the screeching witch mom of Samantha on the old "Bewitched" TV series.
Boxer should have a field day running against her.
One also gets the feeling that Carlyfornia is just beginning to make a name for herself in the manna from heaven department for bloggers.
Besides the Boxer below the belt punch, Carlyfornia knocked Fox News ---- specifically the unhinged Sean Hannity --- and GOP candidate for California governor Meg-a-billion Whitman.
During the same discussion while she was getting made-up for some interview somewhere, Fiorina said she couldn't believe Whitman was going on Hannity's show so soon after the primary.
Fiorina said "it's bizarre" because "you know how he (Hannity) is."
Talk about someone asking a politician to elaborate on something she just said.
Well, we may get the answer on Friday when Carly comes clean on Hannity's show.
That's right, Fiorina apologized to Fox News and Hannity for speaking how she really feels.
What a wuss.
So Fiorina will go on Hannity's show three days after the primary, after she knocked Whitman for going on the same show only a day after the primary.
Yep, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship between the Hewlitt-Packard harpie and Fox Noose. Talking points, anyone?
It didn't take long for her to figure out what's good for what Ailes her.
You can almost hear part of that conversation between Fiorina and Hannity now:
Hannity: "So please tell America what you meant when you said about me --- you know how he is?"
Carlyfornia: "Well, Sean, the caught on tape mini-discussion was edited for content so I was misquoted. I didn't get to finish the thought ---- which was, 'You know how he is ----- a breath of fresh air in this otherwise polluted atmosphere of the lamestream media."
Hannity: "That's interesting. And poetic. Quite Palin-like. You're a quick study."
Carlyfornia: "To quote another famous Carly, 'That's the way I've always heard it should be...' "

Ya, Ms. Fiorina, only you're more like a Carly Simple-Simon.