Sister Grizzly

Here kitty, kitty…..

The GOP moneylenders said election night they wouldn’t fund Christine O’Donnell’s campaign for Senator from Delaware because she was too kooky to win.

Well, 24-hours later the Republican Senate committee that finances candidates caved.

Orders from Rush to Judgment from his Throne of Disdain, no doubt.

Wonder if Jabba the Butt made those GOP wussies (who spoke out of turn before he decried his talking points) dress like Foghorn Leghorn. If that be the case then one of them would be correct in saying, “How do I get out of this chicken outfit?”

Meanwhile, the devious Karl Rove — who boldly went where no idea has gone before and was thus referred to as “Bush’s brain” — slammed O’Donnell. On Fox Fabricated News no less. Poor Rush almost burst a blood vessel the next day on his radio show. And he doesn’t have that many left.

Rove was actually spot on for once when he called Sister Grizzly out for not paying her taxes, lying about having a college degree (which she didn’t have until recently), took 16 years to pay off her college loan, and had her house foreclosed. And, oh ya, something about her having people check her bushes in front of her house to make sure nobody’s waiting in there to take away her abstinence.

Karl also barked that Sister Grizzly has no job. You are wrong, bitter beer breath. She has a job: she keeps running for Senator and makes sure that boys and girls know that Jesus doesn’t want them spending so much time alone in the bathroom.

It’s going to be fun watching Karl when he’s forced to repent and grovel at the altar of Beck.

Wait for it.

To her credit, O’Donnell took on the archaic-minded white dude Rove, saying she’ll win the election without the Republican establishment where Rove dabbles in power-broking.

Sister Grizzly bearing down.

Her pair beats your pair, Bush’s brain.

Heard there’s a sale on man-pants at Sears, Karl.

O’Donnell is of course a Sarah Palin clone — right down to the look of her.

She even makes up her own words.

We all remember Mama Grizzly’s “refudiate.”

Well, Sister Grizzly came up with one of her own on “Good Morning America.” She referred to some such thing said about her as “unfactual.”

O’Donnell’s sudden rise to political celebrity — helped immensely by Palin — should have Democrats concerned. It’s already got MSNBC’s Chris Matthews in liberal panic mode (when isn’t a liberal not in panic mode?) Matthews is always concerned that he may get something wrong, so he’s going along with the soothsayers who predict doom for the Dems in November.

Meanwhile, Jay Leno’s political jokes in his monologues seem to be written —- or at least approved —- by conservatrons. They are not as scathingly funny about, say O’Donnell, as they should be. Leno never sticks his chin out on a limb unless he’s sure he’s on the right side of a trend. He’s also conservative approved —- Mama Grizzly and her daughter Preggers Grizzly have both been on “The Tonight Show.” Beck and Limbaugh made appearances on Leno’s disasterous 10 p.m. time slot waste of air time.

Back to Sister Grizzly: She’s going to be a celebrity until election day. If she wins, she’ll be a part of the Palin Principle in Washington. The Republican National Committe better put money aside for those excursions to Neiman-Marcus again.

Jokes will be told about Sister Grizzly. News stories — true and fabricated — will concentrate on her. Maybe even a song or two about her succeeding (so far) as a Palin clone.

Why, here’s one now.

Sung to the theme from “The Patty Duke Show” —- which is so old school, you’ll need to Google it:

“Here’s Sarah who’ll speak most anywhere

Just pay her a lot and she’ll be there.

But Chrissy’s new to the game and Delaware will never be the same —

what a Christian right pair.

“Yes they’re sisters, identical in ideology sisters

and you’ll find:

They dress alike, they talk alike

and even make up words alike.

You can lose your Senate seat.

When these sisters let loose and Tweet.”

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