She’ll put a spell on you

Christine O’Donnell should change her first name to Christmas. Because she keeps on giving gifts.

Seems the GOP/Tea Party candidate for Delaware Senator “dabbled in witchcraft” when she was in high school. There is proof of her saying this on tape from 1999 when she appeared on Bill Maher’s “Politically Incorrect.”

Sister Grizzly, the by-product of the Sarah ‘Mama Grizzly” Palin template, was quick to make light of this latest surprise package by writing it off as a high school curiosity.

Makes one long for the days when high school kids dabbled in getting drunk, smoking dope and having sex with their teachers.

Like the three Scottish witches chant in Shakespeare’s “Macbeth”: “Double, double toil and trouble.” Hey, the witches even toss an eye of a “newt” into that freaky cauldron.

If O’Donnell and Newt Gingrich were Democrats, Fox Fabricated News and Rush to Judgment would say there’s a pattern forming here.

Witchcraft is about the only thing the right wing-nuts haven’t accused President Obama of practicing. Yet. Since the nosebleeds have to divert attention away from this latest blast from the past from this fiasco of a candidate, expect them to rile up the masses by getting them angry over still another minority group.

Mama Grizzly came to Sista’s defense, telling her to “reload” and avoid the national (sic: real) media because they’re “seeking your destruction.”

Sister Grizzly can star in a new flick : “The Bear Witch Project.”

If she is elected (please God, let her win) she can wiggle her nose like Samantha from “Bewitched” to get a majority of lawmakers to vote yes on what she proposes.

Instead of Senate bound, O’Donnell can run her campaign as “Spellbound.”

Wow, Fox Fabricated News has lots of ‘splaining to do on this one. The Foxholes are going to have to come up with something about a Democrat or Obama being a space alien to get their devoted disciples of disdain to not hear about this latest whackaloon back story of O’Donnell’s.

Sister Grizzly joked about her latest mini-controversy this way: “If I still dabbled in witchcraft, Karl Rove would be a supporter.”

Hokey smokes, Karl is still taking the heat for slamming O’Donnell without first checking the talking points from Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes.

Watch out Karl, you’re thinking outside Bush’s brain again.

Just like those Scottish witches from “Macbeth” — America can have it’s own three of a kind in the House and Senate with O’Donnell, Sharron Angle and Michele Bachmann. Talk about your strange brew.

Movies remade and retitled with Christine “Tabatha” O’Donnell in mind:

1. “Harry Potter and the Half-Wit Princess”

2. “All About Evil”

3. “Any Witch Way But Loose”

4. “Macabre and Mrs. Miller”

5. “Driving Miss Crazy”

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