“We’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.” —— Sarah Palin.
Put that on your Learnin’ Channel, Einsteins.
Seriously, Mama Grizzly, you’ve got to stop getting your information from the library —– the George W. Bush Library.
That’s right, the next president of the United States can’t distinguish North and South Korea in their place in the world —- especially as it deals with the United States.
When blabbering about everything anti-Obama on Glenn Beck’s radio program the other day, she made the flub, and Beckerwood had to correct her. To which she responded with something like, “oh, ya, South Korea.”
One could forgive this Palinism as another slip of the tongue — like “refudiate.” But no. She has a history (probably another subject she’s not up to speed on) of proving she’s all style and no substance. You know, like the Republicans used to say about candidate Barack Obama in 2008. Sure he’s popular — but can he govern? Sure, Palin’s popular — but can she keep her big fat cake hole shut and not improvise?
This is the same ignorant icon who referred to Africa as a country.
OK, so she’s not so up to snuff on geography —- except for Alaska. Ya, where Putin’s head hovers over the airspace….
All this doesn’t matter, of course, because even the mainstream media (Palin calls any media not conservative “lamestream” —– a sharp play on words that she stole from someone else) can’t stop talking about will she or won’t she run in 2012.
The Baked Alaskan may be ignorance personified, but she’s no dummy fooling a lot of the people all of the time.
She’s got her own spot on Fox Fabricated News to recite the Rush to Judgment talking points whenever she feels like showing up.
She’s got her own “My Alaska and Welcome to it (if you’re a Real American)” on a cable channel.
And her new book is sure to be a best-seller within a week of its release.
So what now?
Sarah Palin must record a Christmas album.
If she sings like she talks, be sure to keep people with heart conditions away from the old Victrola.
In any event, here’s the possible itinerary from the album “Sarah Palin’s Christmas”
Side One:
1. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas is named for ME!”
2. “Frosty the Snow Man-up”
3. “O Come All Ye Faithful and cough up $24.99 each for my new book “America By Heart” available in bookstores everywhere!”
4. Duet with fellow gun-nut Ted Nugent: “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer took one right Between the Eyes”
( Includes this verse:
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer took one right between the eyes.
We had him for dinner and some left over to make reindeer pies.
All of the other reindeer, took off like bats out of hell.
Mama Grizzly’s got a better aim than flippin’ William Tell.”)
Side Two:
1. “Joy to the World —- Obamacare will be repealed”
2. “I Saw Mama Grizzly kicking Santa’s butt”
(Includes this verse:
“I saw Mama Grizzly kicking Santa’s butt
that liberal reporter who moved in next door.
He tired to say he was Jolly Saint Nick
but Mama was on to his dirty trick.
the peepin’ tom’s got a lotta nerve
but Mama knows how to handle a perv.
Mama won’t stand for that baloney
and so she drilled him in the cajones —-
Mama Grizzly kicked Santa’s butt last night…”)
3. “I’m Dreaming of a Betty White Christmas”
4. “Away in the Manger is where I’ll announce my presidential run”
