No shoes, no shirt, no Congressional service:
Here we go again. A New York Republican Congressman resigned on Wednesday after allegedly (even though there’s video) sending a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who wasn’t his wife.
Coming this fall to Fox Animation Fascination: “Family Values Guy.”
Apparently this GOPrevert met this woman on the Craigslist classified ads website.
Think the ad read: Married White Christian Republican seeking Single White Christian Woman who thinks all men should be like those guys in the “Twilight” movies.
Speaking of movies —- the Congressman’s name is Christopher Lee. Wait a minute —- isn’t that the same name as the British actor who played Dracula in all those cheesy Hammer horror films made in England?
Good thing the Congressman in question doesn’t have the last name of the other British actor who appeared in those same Hammer horror films: Peter Cushing.
Lee, the congressman, not the actor, served on the Ways and Means Committee (make up your own joke about him having the ways and means to do naughty stuff on Craigslist.)
Fox News and Limbaugh are in damage control right now trying to turn the story around to somehow blame Obama for it — or the shirtless dude from the Old Spice commercials (also a black man) for corrupting the poor Congressman.
Hey, guys, relax —- at least he sent the photo to a babe. OK, so he described himself to the woman as a divorced lobbyist. Must have drove her bonkers with that one.
Rumor has it a hike along the Appalacian Trail was next on their (Craigs)list of things to do.
But politically, it’s Lee’s Bucket List things to do before resigning his office.
Some of his colleauges came to his defense, calling him a “hard worker and a good guy.”
Apaarently so much of a good guy he’d give you the shirt off his back.
If you have the Canon sure shot ready……
In other political entertainment news……
There once was a healthy feud going on between Keith Olbermann and Sarah “Blood Libel” Palin.
Now both have fallen from the top tier of the water cooler chat.
Olbermann had a pretty good gig going on with MSNBC’s “Countdown” — but for whatever reason he screwed the pooch with that one.
Palin keeps her name in the news by not only viciously attacking President Obama but for doing the same with first lady Michelle on each and every project she embraces.
Palin’s mean girl act is finally showing signs of coming off played.
Frankly, without Olbermann as her nemesis, Palin can’t play victim of the liberal media anymore. MSNBC is left with Lawrence O’Donnell, Ed Schultz and Chris Matthews —- none have the wit and style of Olbermann to counter-attack the lunatic right wing.
Olbermann has finally landed a gig on Current TV. It’s called that because currently no one can find the channel on their cable system.
If his ratings paled in comparison to that of his rivals at Fox Fabricates News, he won’t even be a blip on the test pattern screen anymore.
His underwhelming ratings on MSNBC will look like Super Bowl 45 figures when he’s in his new gig.
He needs to get a newer act: Less bombastic commentaries and more humorous takes. Kind of like a “Daily Show” for people who have time to surf the cable channels to find the show.
But there’s no changing Palin —- the narcississtic nitwit believes she can walk on water (and we all know the response to why that could be true.) The Queen of Mean won’t change her stripes as long as she only has to man-up on Fox.
Meanwhile, Mama Grizzly’s daughter, Unwed Mama Grizzly, is in the process of inking a book deal — her memoir. At age 20, or however young she is.
Hey, if Snooki from “The Jersey Shore” can get away with it, why not one of the kids from the Bridge to Nowhere?
Besides, Bristol is one up on Snooki —- she was knocked up by a gorilla juicehead.
So what will we learn about Bristol Palin that hasn’t already been shoved down our throats like so much Castor Oil?
We already know that her role models are her Mom, Ronald Reagan and Jesus. In that order.
Maybe we’ll find out she was surprised how easy it was to practice abstinence —- even though she was surrounded by all those male dancers when she trained and appeared on “Dancing With the Stars.”
Could be the book will include some really icky stuff like us learning about the time her and Levi Johnston were on the 2008 campaign trail and in the middle of the night smeared some peanut butter in John McCain’s Depends diapers.
Or that the first time she met then-Vice President Dick Cheney he hypnotized her into also talking with a snear for several hours until he broke the spell.
Then he had three heart attacks while reciting the story to her about how he shot a guy in the face while hunting.
By the way, this week marks the fifth anniversary of that priceless news story that keeps on giving.
Poor Deadeye Dick can’t live that one down. Cost him the centerfold in Guns & Ammo magazine.
Maybe the shirtless congressman can do the photo shoot.
He’s halfway there now.
While you’re at it, get GOP Sen. Scott “Cosmo Boy” Brown in the frame, too.
And don’t forget Vladimir Putin, the Russian Burt Reynolds, who likes to pose shirtless while doing manly things like hunting and horseback riding and fishing.
If this is what it means for men to man up, Palin may as well be the next president.