The Newsweek article last week that showed how dumb some people are about issues they should know wasn’t fair to the ignorant.
There should have been multiple choice questions.
One question some people had a hard time with was “Name the vice president.”
Give them multiple choice of:
a. Joe the Plumber
b. Joe Namath
c. Joe Biden
d. G.I. Joe
Some other tough multiple choices to help those select few Americans prove they just might be smarter than a 5th grader:
Which one of these men was not a president of the United States?
a. Millard Fillmore
b. Chester A. Arthur
c. Larry Fine
d. Rutherford B. Hayes
What happened on Dec. 7, 1941?
a. “Gone With the Wind” premiered in Atlanta
b. Prohibition ended
c. The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
d. The Japanese attack on Pearl Bailey
Who was the first man to walk on the moon?
a. Neil Diamond
b. Neil Young
c. Ryan O’Neal
d. Neil Armstrong
How does the Gettsburgh Address begin?
a. “Ask not what your country can do for you…”
b. “Fourscore and seven years ago…”
c. “I have a dream….”
d. “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…”