President Obama came back from his trip to Latin America only to find that he was locked out of the White House.
The tabloids could have a field day with this one. Imagine the cover of the National Enquirer with a picture of the prez and first lady and the screaming headline “Obama Shocker! Michelle locks hubby out of White House after finding his romantic e-mail exchanges with Queen Latifah!”
Excuses or reasons why Obama was locked out of the White House:
1. He left the keys on Air Force One.
2. He couldn’t produce two forms of ID and a copy of his birth certificate to front door White House guard.
3. Congress put new locks on door —- he won’t be allowed back in until he explains what the hell our mission is in Libya. (Source: Fox News)
4. He missed Michelle’s imposed curfew again. His lame excuse: Venomous cobra that escaped from Bronx Zoo swallowed his keys.
5. Lost keys in a bet with homgrown terrorist pal by taking Kansas in NCAA Tourney.
6. He’s getting more like W. every day —- he kept trying to open locked door.
7. Brought wrong keys with him. The set he had was for his undisclosed location mosque.
8. Bo the dog ate his keys and he had to wait to get them back.
9. Palin already moved in.
10. “Find Bin Laden and you’ll find the keys!” (Courtesy: America’s Bully, Rush Limbaugh.)