One in a million B.C.

     Czech archaeologists claim they have unearthed the remains of a gay cave man from about 2900-2500 B.C.
   Apparently the cave gay guy was buried the way women of the Stone Age were planted in the ground.
   Moreover, he was buried without the macho guy stuff of the Copper Age, like weapons, flint knives or hammers.
   Straight cave guys were buried with their heads facing west, the archaeologists said.
   This Stone Age gay cave guy was interred facing east. Like the women were.
   Oh, and his name was 'Rock' Hudson.
   OK, the last thing was not part of the find.
   But since the people discovering the find were Czechs, they should call the guy a "Czech mate."
   There was other evidence that the prehistoric cave man was gay. Clues that the archaeologists didn't include in their report, like:
   1. Paintings on the gay cave man's walls were of choreographed dance routines.
   2. Cave gay guy didn't drag cave women by their hair ---- he did their hair.
   3. He didn't invent the wheel ---- but he did invent the first closet.
   4. He was always a companion to much older cave women whenever there were social events.
   5. He didn't invent fire ---- but after it was invented he was responsible for the ambience.