Monkeying around

       Arnold. You big ape you.
  Let’s see a “Saturday Night Live” skit with someone playing the former gov. singing the Supremes hit “Love Child.”
  Arnold admitted Wednesday to fathering a child 10 years ago with a former household staffer.
  And nobody knew about this. Especially his wife Maria Shriver. The two called it quits after 25 years of marriage last week. But they waited a week to drop this bombshell.
  Maybe the estranged couple is going to keep making scandalous news like this until anyone outside of the media gives a damn.
  One could just imagine people outside of the state just shrugging it off saying, “Forget it, it’s Hollywood.”
  And no one knew about this for nine years. They didn’t notice a gapped-tooth kid who speaks broken English?
  Wait, that could be anybody in California.
  What? Arnold marries into the Kennedy clan so he thinks fooling around on the wife is a perk?
  Sorry, Maria, this one’s on you. This is what you get for marrying outside of your species.
  Not much is known about the other woman. Some say her name is “Sar-ahh Cah-tur.”
  OK, probably not.
  Not much was known about the kid, until TMZ discovered it’s a male, lives in the San Diego Zoo and is named Cheetah.
  OK, that’s not true either. And neither is this: Arnold is going to be a guest star on “The Jersey Shore” as a fun-lovin’ boozer so Snooki can finally hook up with a real-life Gorilla Juicehead.
  The scandal is probably not going to hurt Arnold’s foray back into the movie bidness. In fact, his monkey bidness will probably help him land more roles. Here are some in development now for the love gov.:

1. “The Apes of Wrath”: Concerning a circus that travels through the Heartland during the Great Depression entertaining people who have fallen on hard times. Not to be confused with a similar movie out now starring cute Reese Witherspoon. This one has Arnold as the Human Ape who is treated much like Quasimodo, until he rings the bell of the circus owner’s wife. He’s hunted down like an animal and the hunt comes to a head on top of the Empire State Building. If you think you know how this will end, you don’t. Hey, not a bad tagline for the movie.

2. “Gorilla My Dreams”: A romantic comedy written and directed by Nora Ephron, co-starring Meg Ryan as a Jane Goodall-type anthropologist who falls in love with you-know-who and marries out of her species only later to become first lady of a state on the Left Coast. Wait a minute….

3. “Gorillas in his Mitts”: A high-jinx comedy about a minor league baseball team comprised of chimpanzees, with Arnold as their long-suffering but affable coach.

4. “The Monkey’s Uncle”: Something different from Arnold and Disney, which green-lighted the production using only the title of one of its nostalgic dim-witted comedies from the 1960s. This time it’s straight drama, as Arnold goes for Oscar gold playing a soldier of fortune in the 1950s who discovers that his father’s brother is a Nazi and he’s assigned the task to take him out.

5. “Planet of the Apes”: Yes, the third remake of the classic sci-fi flick. Only this time we find that Arnold can be president, even though he wasn’t born in what’s left of the United States.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

13 Responses to Monkeying around

  1. It is actually a great and useful piece of info. I am satisfied that you just shared this useful information with us. Please keep us up to date like this. Thanks for sharing.

  2. I was suggested this web site through my cousin. I’m no longer sure whether or not this publish is written by means of him as no one else understand such exact approximately my difficulty. You’re incredible! Thank you!

  3. sore back says:

    Very nice post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and wished to say that I have truly loved surfing around your blog posts. After all I’ll be subscribing in your rss feed and I am hoping you write once more soon!

  4. sore back says:

    Fantastic website. Plenty of helpful information here. I am sending it to several buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thank you to your effort!

  5. Hello, i think that i saw you visited my weblog so i came to go back the want?.I am trying to find things to enhance my site!I assume its good enough to make use of a few of your concepts!!

  6. I have been browsing online more than three hours lately, yet I by no means discovered any fascinating article like yours. It is beautiful value enough for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you probably did, the web shall be a lot more useful than ever before.

  7. says:

    I’ve been exploring for a bit for any high quality articles or blog posts on this kind of area . Exploring in Yahoo I finally stumbled upon this web site. Studying this info So i am glad to show that I’ve a very good uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I needed. I such a lot for sure will make certain to don?t put out of your mind this site and give it a glance regularly.

  8. Great paintings! That is the kind of information that are meant to be shared around the internet. Shame on Google for not positioning this submit higher! Come on over and discuss with my site . Thanks =)

  9. It is appropriate time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy. I have read this post and if I may just I desire to recommend you some fascinating things or suggestions. Perhaps you can write next articles relating to this article. I want to read even more issues about it!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Usually I do not learn article on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very compelled me to check out and do it! Your writing taste has been surprised me. Thank you, very great article.

  11. I have learn several just right stuff here. Certainly worth bookmarking for revisiting. I wonder how much attempt you place to make the sort of fantastic informative site.

  12. D3 Monk Guide says:

    Woah this weblog is fantastic i really like reading your articles. Stay up the great paintings! You know, many individuals are searching round for this information, you could help them greatly.

  13. hack gunny says:

    Magnificent beat ! I would like to apprentice even as you amend your site, how can i subscribe for a weblog web site? The account aided me a applicable deal. I have been tiny bit familiar of this your broadcast offered shiny transparent concept

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>