The next frontrunner

          The honeymoon is over.
   The latest Republican presidential poll shows that voters are feeling the need to secede from supporting Texas Gov. Rick Perry.
   Now Mitt Romney is in the lead. Makes sense that those surveyed are for the King of Flip-Flop before they were against him.
   Perry entered the race like a house on fire, but his meteoric rise came crashing down to Earth faster than that satellite last week.
   Meanwhile Godfather’s Pizza magnate Herman Cain is in third place. Guess that Florida straw vote win wasn’t a fluke. And who doesn’t like pizza? Probably Obama, unless he can get a pie with arugala topping. The Marxist.
   Then there’s poor Michele Bachmann. She keeps losing support. Her standing in the polls collapsed faster than the Boston Red Sox down the stretch to the playoffs.
   Bachmann’s latest rant is that the Obama administration is to blame for the Arab spring because the president’s lack of 110 percent support of Israel.
   Offering her take on the Arab spring, Princess Photo-op Palin said the country of Arab had good weather during the spring, once again proving that global warming is a hoax.
   Next Bachmann will probably blame Obama for the killer cantaloupe outbreak, saying the first lady is growing them in the White House garden.
   That’s how the homegrown terrorists Obama pals around with are gonna get us —- with homegrown fruits and veggies.
   That’s why they want our kids to eat more healthy foods in school cafeterias.
   This crop of GOP contenders needs a makeover. They’re like sitcom stars who have been on too long and now the show needs a shot in the arm to boost the ratings, so they add new characters. Like funny neighbors. Or token gays.
   It looked like this week the GOP field would get a new contender in the form of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
   He’s still reconsidering. If he gets in he’ll be the immediate frontrunner. Then Perry will have the heat off him and everyone will target Christie. And how could you miss that target?
   Image the television promos for the next GOP debate if Christie shows up for his first forum. The promos could go something like this:
       “You’ll swear you’re seeing double when he’s on camera! Tune in for Chris Christie’s first GOP debate!”
           “Watch Chris Christie gain weight between questions”
       “Chris Christie —- he could spontaneously combust at any moment.
Tune in!”
          “See Herman Cain eat a large pizza with everything on it to try and throw Chris Christie off his game! It’s on!”

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