Monthly Archives: November 2011

Strange Bedfellows

 Whoever coined the phrase “politics makes strange bedfellows” could never have imagined the 2012 Republican presidential nomination race. The week started off with the all-important newspaper the Manchester, New Hampshire Union-Leader endorsing Newt Gingrich for the GOP presidential nomination. It was kind … Continue reading

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Leftover turkeys

       That Muslim, antichrist, socialist, pal of homegrown terrorists in the White House forgot to thank God again on Thanksgiving.      The president did pardon two turkeys —- Dick Cheney and George W. Bush for crimes against humanity. Bada-bing! OK, they … Continue reading

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Top Ten Turkeys of the Year

  That great American Benjamin Frankin is one of the most respected figures throughout our nation’s history. But even he had his off days —- like when he proposed that America’s symbol not be the eagle, but rather the turkey.  … Continue reading

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No debating Boehner’s birthday

    Republican presidential hopeful Texas Gov. Rick “Oops” Perry said he wants to debate former House Speaker “Princess Nancy” Pelosi.   If that would ever happen it would have to be broadcast on Comedy Central with Jon Stewart as moderator.   The … Continue reading

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Bill O’Reilly’s factual errors

     “Killing Lincoln,” the book Bill O’Reilly of the Fox News Fear Factor Follies co-authored, is being panned by anyone and everyone who knows and understands American history.  Critics and historians are saying O’Reilly’s book is riddled with errors. Some … Continue reading

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Everything old is Newt again

      In the Republican race for the presidential nomination, it’s NRA time again.      No, not the National Rifle Association.      Or the National Restaurant Association.      This NRA stands for Never Romney Anytime.      This week it’s the GOP getting old-schooled again. It looks … Continue reading

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“Oops”

       Texas Gov. Rick “Oops” Perry has got to be Herman Cain’s new BFF.   “Oops” (he said it, now he’s going to live with it) made possibly the worst gaffe in presidential debate history by not being able to list … Continue reading

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It’s a GOP man’s world

     Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich had a two-man debate that was supposed to remind everyone of the Lincoln-Douglas debates of yore.   It could’ve been called the Two Guys Who Will Never Get The Republican Nomination for President Debate.   Forget … Continue reading

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Guess who’s not coming to dinner

     The Iowa Republican Reagan Dinner on Friday was without GOP frontrunners Herman Cain and Mitt Romney.   Cain is busy dodging reporters about his women problems. Romney is Mitting in Action again, laying low, keeping his distance about commenting on … Continue reading

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Stuck on a tarmac with the JetBlue blues again

     Being stuck on a tarmac for seven hours in a JetBlue airliner —- or any airliner for that matter —- has to be pretty close to actually knowing what hell on earth is really like. Packed like sardines in a … Continue reading

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