More unconventional Christmas caroling:
“Joy to the world, Mitt Romney is here
Let America receive its Lyin’ King.
He’ll tell you what you want to hear.
He’ll flip-flop any day of the year.
This dapper Republican gent
lives among the top one percent
anti-Mitts came and went
isn’t he president yet?”
“I saw Rick Santorum kissing Herman Cain
backstage at a Republican debate.
It was an innocent peck on the cheek
but it could lead to something unique.
Together they could redefine the word mandate.
I saw Rick Santorum making eyes at Jon Huntsman
during a debate commercial break.
It was a “hope nobody saw that glance”
So no rumors, please, of a budding gay romance.
Still, his pet name for Rick Perry is ‘beefcake.’ “
“I’m dreaming of a Bachmann White House
with every mis-statement of facts she makes.
So history is not her strong suit —-
she’s spunky, right wing-nut and cute —-
and tough enough to do whatever it takes.
I’m dreaming of a Bachmann White house
she’ll repeal Obamacare and invade Iran.
It’s a running joke her hubby as First Man.
No one could lead us in the Rapture like she can.”