Jingles all the way

     Christmas carols done political style:

   "It's beginning to look a lot like one term
   with every poll you read.
   Obama is a nice guy,
   but in 2012 we'll say goodbye ----
   he caves in when he should lead.
   It's beginning to look a lot like
   Dems should give Joe Biden the boot.
   Put Hillary Clinton atop the ticket,
   and make Obama wear the pants-suit."

 
   "John Boehner the House Speaker
   is a very sullen man.
   He doesn't care about poor people
   just getting his daily orange tan.
   All of his snarky underlings make sure he doesn't choke.
   He knows how to torture Obama ----
   when he's around him he lights up a smoke."

  
   "O little state of Iowa
   the first in the nation to vote.
   Where Newt and Mitt are trying hard
   just to stay afloat.
   One is a philanderer, the other of Mormon cult.
   Family values evangelicals must decide who to chose by default."

    "You better watch out, you better not shout
    you're gonna find out what it's all about
   Newt Gingrich is coming back to town.
   He's for jailing liberal judges
   and enforcing child labor laws.
   When he's elected president
   he's gonna fire Santa Claus.
   So, you better watch out, you better not work out
   out of shape old white guys impress third wives with a Tiffany's charge account.
   Newt Gingrich is coming back to town."