President Obama’s re-election campaign is releasing a 17-minute documentary about his years in the Oval Office.
Tom Hanks is narrating the movie. Rumor has it, to make the film more mainstream there’s a scene with him as Forrest Gump, who somehow managed to be with the Navy SEALs when they took out Osama bin Laden.
To which Forrest voice overs: “The evil man blew up some buildings in New York City or something. When we got to his man-cave, he was watchin’ videos of himself and eatin’ goat. Then he got shot. And that’s all I have to say about that….”
OK, that part’s not true. But conservatives and Fox News can have some fun with the Gump angle and come up with the tag line to the movie: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
They could have more laughs (does Fox News have a sense of humor?) by coming up with titles to the Obama re-election film, using real titles like:
1. “Rosemary’s Baby”
2. “Touch of Evil”
3. “Apocalypse Now”
5. “True Lies”
Or name the documentary with these new titles of famous movies:
1. “Born on the Fourth of July (in Kenya)”
2. “The Baracky Horror Picture Show”
3. “Tinker Tailor Socialist Spy”
4. “Obama Doesn’t Live Here Anymore”
5. “Old Yellow”