Deconstructing Cheney

    So much for a change of heart.
  Former Vice President Dick Cheney, fresh from his upteenth heart transplant, continued his disdain for Americans who don’t agree with him. He was the same old Dick in his first public appearance since his recent operation.
  Cheney was quick (as one could possibly be after a heart transplant) to rip President Obama a new one. He called the Obama presidency “an unmitigated disaster.” Maybe he should have emphasized one of those words and said “unMITTigated disaster.”
  Anyway, if anyone knows disasters, it’s the former VP. That’s right, we’re talking about you, Dick.
  Cheney and George W.’s time in power was the Titanic among recent presidencies.
  Cheney was a part of the historic blunder that included lying to the American people about weapons of mass destruction that led us into the unnecessary Iraq War.
  The former VP should never be allowed to live that one down. No matter how many heart transplants he gets.
  Iraq War architect. Dick Cheney, aka, Frank Lloyd Wrong.
  Over the weekend, Dick spoke at a public forum in Wyoming, which should have “America’s Militia State” as the motto on its license plates. At his side was his devoted daughter, Lizzie Borden Cheney, the poster child for “Daughters with really, really serious daddy issues.”
  Even after his most recent close encounter with the Grim Reaper, Cheney proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that there was no moment of clarity on his part. In fact, it made him more unpleasant, something one would believe to be impossible. He should show some remorse, he dodged another bullet. Which is more than can be said about his hunting partners.
  Cheney may as well have started off his speech at the forum with “I feel healthy enough to start waterboarding again.”
  At any rate, as has been a tradition of sorts with this blog, this is the third time lyrics to a song about the former VP will be posted. As was the case with the two previous selections, this one will again be called “The Cheney is a Putz,” and it should be sung to the tune “The Lady is a Tramp,” made famous by the late, great Francis Albert Sinatra:

     “He’s still angry after another transplant.
     If he says let’s go hunting, say, “Sorry, I can’t.”
     His message is gospel with a right-wing slant.
     That’s why the Cheney is a putz.

     “His snear is tired, his vision’s too bleak.
     His disdain is no longer valid or unique.
     No redeeming qualities of which to speak.
     That’s why the Cheney is a putz.

    “Fearmongering is what’s keeping him alive.
    It won’t jive this time.
    It’s slick …. but that’s Dick.

    “Hates liberals …. their litters produce mutts.
    That’s why the Cheney
    That’s why the Cheney
    That’s why the Cheney is a putz.”

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