Monthly Archives: May 2012

Dial M for Mitt

    President Obama called Mitt Romney on Wednesday morning to congratulate him for securing the Republican presidential nomination and told him he was looking forward to “an important and healthy debate about America’s future.”  Sounds pretty civil. But what if … Continue reading


Trump card

     Dateline: Sin City. Mitt Romney places his $10,000 bet that the fundraiser for his candidacy, hosted by the Buffoon Tycoon Donald Trump in Las Vegas, will dispel once and for all the notion that Republicans are immune to guilt … Continue reading


The Rat SuperPAC

   The Celebrity President in the White House will have some competition for celebrity status this week when Celebrity Wannabe President Mitt Romney will be on the receiving end of a fundraiser in Las Vegas hosted by the host of … Continue reading


CEO vs. community organizer

     Community organizer vs. CEO.  Maybe this presidential election is more like “Alien vs. Predator.”  Of course, President Obama is the “Alien,” according to “birthers,” who don’t believe he was born in America, Or other right wingers who believe he’s … Continue reading


Future fundraiser

     It was announced that former Vice President Dick Cheney will host a fundraiser for Mitt Romney in July. Because when you think master of ceremonies at a fundraiser, the name Dick Cheney comes immediately to mind.    Those Obama … Continue reading


The long distance runner

     Mitt Romney is keeping the media at a distance. he won’t allow any questions after making speeches on the campaign stump.    This is not necessarily a bad idea. The broadcast media can often be a burr in the ol’ … Continue reading


Betty and Barack

   Now that America’s Sweetheart Betty White has announced that she is supporting President Obama for re-election, Fox News has to destroy her.   It won’t do America’s Bully Rush Limbaugh any good calling Betty a sexist word, because she’d revel … Continue reading


Big man on campus

    Mitt Romney delivered the commencement address at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University in the appropriately named Lynchburg, Virginia, on Saturday.  Not surprisingly, he got the biggest round of applause from the graduating students when he said he believed that a … Continue reading


Credit canard

    It’s not appropriate for President Obama to take credit and campaign on giving the order to take out bin Laden. But it’s perfectly fine for Mitt Romney to say he deserves credit for bailing out the auto industry.  Give … Continue reading


A celebrity president in Hollywood

   Fox News is going to go berserko grande and America’s Bully, Rush Limbaugh, will burst another blood vessel on Thursday.  That’s when President Obama will be in Hollywood at a fundraiser at George Clooney’s house —- where $12 million … Continue reading