Trump card

     Dateline: Sin City. Mitt Romney places his $10,000 bet that the fundraiser for his candidacy, hosted by the Buffoon Tycoon Donald Trump in Las Vegas, will dispel once and for all the notion that Republicans are immune to guilt by association.
  Earlier in the day at the White House, President Obama presented Medals of Freedom to a group of great Americans like astronaut/Senator John Glenn, women’s basketball coaching great Pat Summit, and the voice of his generation, Bob Dylan.
  No matter how much money he makes, The Donald will never be in a class with Americans like that. Those Medal of Freedom winners, like the inspirational writer Toni Morrison and the first female Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, are great Americans.
  Trump is, well, what conservative columnist George Will said best, a “bloviating ignoramus.”
  The word ignoramus baffled the bubbleheaded bleached blonde (the female one, not the male one) on Foxholes and Friends, saying she wasn’t familiar with the word. When she looked it up on Wikipedia, her photo was next to the word.
  Some say Mitt Romney is gambling his political career away by apearing with the Buffoon Tycoon in Vegas. Others will tell you he’s just playing his Trump card.
  In any event, things overheard at the fundraiser:
    1. “I heard Trump and Romney are going to have a “You’re fired” face-off.”
    2. “There hasn’t been this much money in one room since Romney dined alone.”
    3. “I tell you, I once saw that thing on Trump’s head suck the life out of a bus boy.”
    4. “Between the wives Trump and Newt Gingrich have had, the Mormon could break out in song and sing ‘Give Me that Ol’ Time Religion.’ “
    5. “Whoever said one is the loneliest number obviously never spent time in the top one percent in this country.”
    6. “Romney saved the 2002 Winter Olympics. Ya. They were held in Utah, and it was the first time the games featured wives-swapping.”
    7. “He should really stop asking, I don’t think Romney is going to be vetting Gary Busey for a running mate.”
    8. “The musical entertainment was going to be Ted Nugent, but he’s on suicide watch until after the election.”
    9. “Romney is right, he has more in common with Bill Clinton than Obama does. Like Clinton, Romney also chickened out of serving in Vietnam. They both had deferrments and they both spent time overseas during that time. Clinton was a Rhodes scholar in England, and Romney was a pesty missionary in France trying to get socialists to join his cult. And they both supported the Iraq War, brought to us by George W. Bush, another draft dodger. Romney is a shoo-in.”
    10. “Those aren’t Republican donors, they’re from ICE. They’re here to deport Trump.”

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