Author Archives: John Bruno

Betty and Barack

   Now that America’s Sweetheart Betty White has announced that she is supporting President Obama for re-election, Fox News has to destroy her.   It won’t do America’s Bully Rush Limbaugh any good calling Betty a sexist word, because she’d revel … Continue reading


Big man on campus

    Mitt Romney delivered the commencement address at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University in the appropriately named Lynchburg, Virginia, on Saturday.  Not surprisingly, he got the biggest round of applause from the graduating students when he said he believed that a … Continue reading


Credit canard

    It’s not appropriate for President Obama to take credit and campaign on giving the order to take out bin Laden. But it’s perfectly fine for Mitt Romney to say he deserves credit for bailing out the auto industry.  Give … Continue reading


A celebrity president in Hollywood

   Fox News is going to go berserko grande and America’s Bully, Rush Limbaugh, will burst another blood vessel on Thursday.  That’s when President Obama will be in Hollywood at a fundraiser at George Clooney’s house —- where $12 million … Continue reading


The altered states of presidential slogans

     The Obama re-election campaign slogan “Forward” leaves a lot to be desired.   It’s too easily open to punny criticism like, “Is this what we have to look forward to?”   The Romney camp already jumped on it with Mitt snarking, “Forward. … Continue reading


Dorothy and the Tin Man

   Spunky Michele Bachmann, the Minnesota Congresswoman and failed Republican presidential candidate, formally endorsed Mitt Romney on Thursday.Dorothy and the Tin Man, together again.She helped him get a heart, but it was from the GOP Wizard of Odd, Rush Limbaugh, … Continue reading


This just in, Osama bin Laden is still dead

     Republicans are getting on the president’s case, saying he’s politicizing the anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden.   To quote House Speaker John Boehner, “Blah, blah, blah.”   Hello, top news story of last year. The ultimate revenge on … Continue reading


Not your average Joe

         Oy! Say it ain’t so, Joe.    Granted, Vice President Joe Biden is a human gaffe machine. But his speech late last week praising his boss for saving the world contained not only the worst quote of the week, but … Continue reading


Repeat offenders

    The Republican party and its chief weasel Karl Rove are at it again, resurrecting the past.    Appropriate, since they’re hell bent on bringing America back to the good old days. Whenever they were.  One of the oldies Rove … Continue reading


Fantasy football

    Los Angeles almost got an NFL team. The lowly Minnesota Vikings looked like they might move to La La Land.  Or as Fox news calls it, Gomorrah.  Seems fair, it was The Minnesota Lakers professional basketball team that moved … Continue reading