Taste the Apple II

Start your Apple II re-education right here.
One of my first jobs -- early '80s -- was automating a fund-raising operation, with a database of potential contributors, mail merge capability and computer-printed labels ... all done with an Apple II+ and an Epson dot-matrix printer. I can't for the life of me remember whether or not it was running AppleWorks. Must've been.
Just like Woz says, Apple II's don't break down.