Most hilarious blog post of the week

... if you read the comic "For Better or For Worse," that is. It's from the Comics Curmudgeon, an always reliable source of funny-pages-inspired hilarity. Therein are the odds of various plot points transpiring when the Mike Patterson household appears to be burning to the ground. My favorite (the last one, of course):

The house isn’t on fire at all; the smoke is from the massive bong hits Deanna needs to keep from murdering her husband and children: 100 to 1 (but it would be awesome.)

And in the unlikely event that you care, that's Mike, above, and Deanna, right, in one of her earth-mother outfits.

The official "For Better or Worse" site, if you understand neither irony nor satire. But if you want to see how "FBOFW" has developed over the years, start with the Travel Back in Time archive, where I found this:

Sorry I didn't make it fit the page, but any attempts to shrink it make the type unreadable.